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If you are in need of a laugh then look no further than these brilliant puns. Here are the 27 funniest christmas puns of all time. 1. Chemistreevia I present (sorry) 24 of the most terrible christmas puns! These christmas play on words are sure to release groans and whines from those around you. Christmas Animal Jokes. How do sheep greet each other at Christmas? A Merry-Christmas to Ewe!. What is a monkey's favorite Christmas carol?

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Laughing: Amazon. com. au: Kindle Store Dec 19, 2014. Probably actual jokes, but puns are pretty good too! Bellow I've collected some of the dumbest and funniest Christmas and wintertime puns. 16 Nostalgic Pics And Memes That'll Really Make You Miss The '90s Absolutely hillarious animal one-liners! The largest collection of animal one-line jokes in the world. All sorted from the best by our visitors. See TOP 10 animal one liners. A collection of funny jokes about Chimps.

Q: What is a monkey's favorite cookie? A: Chocolate chimp! Who is the Chimps favourite President of recent years?

I work for a pet-minding business and my boss has asked me to write the Christmas newsletter for our clients. I am what you might charitably call not so good at coming up with the sort of cutesy puns she's after, so i'm turning to you. For reference, in last year's letter she used 'Merry Christmouse.

Dec 16, 2007. 50 guaranteed hilarious* Christmas cracker jokes. What's the secret of a good Christmas cracker joke? Julian Reed, of Robin Reed. A naughty frog. How do monkeys make toast?. A history of the world in funny puns. If you are in need of a laugh then look no further than these brilliant puns. Here are the 27 funniest christmas puns of all time. 1. Chemistreevia.