One time I has sex with a chair in front of a large audience. Seriously. WANT TO KNOW MORE???
Okay, here’s the story. Back in the late 90’s I was a DJ at the local “club”. I’d play Backstreet Boys and Spice Girls and AC/DC and whatever top 40 hit happened to be getting played on the radio. It was a small town (about 9,000 people) so being an actual “club DJ” wasn’t something I did.
We would have traveling performers come through from time to time, like both male and female strippers, concerts, and hypnotists. In the mid-to-late 90’s, the “adult entertainment hypnotist” was extremely popular.
Basically, people would volunteer to go on stage and get hypnotized. Unlike a family friendly show where they would smell bad things or be “so hot that you can’t stand it but not take off your clothes”, this show would feature people doing incredibly nasty things.
I don’t remember much, but at one point the hypnotist, Anthony Cools, lined us up on stage for a “simulated sex” contest. We would then, one at a time, have sex with a chair with the audience cheering for who they liked the most. Another time he would shake people’s hands and every time his hand touched theirs, they would have an explosive orgasm…resulting in hilarious results.
Cools was good…REAL good. He had an entire set-up where the whole performance was videotaped, and he would sell the tapes after the show (the set-up would make multiple copies in minutes). Yes…I had a video at one point. I don’t know if I still have it or not, as it may have been lost in the multiple moves I’ve had in the almost twenty years since I participated. Anthony Cools was funny, personable, and entertaining as hell.
How good was he? He’s currently doing a show 5 nights a week in Las Vegas at the Paris, Las Vegas. You can find more information about him on his website here: http://www.anthonycools.com/