…that this whole “Lindsay Lohan goes to jail” thing makes me laugh?
So here’s the deal: this air-head no-talent jobless bimbo has done NOTHING but party since initially being placed on probation back in 2007. From what I can tell, she’s had all of two photography sessions that could constitute being called “work” and has had all the time in the world to attend ONE alcohol education class each week.
It was noted in court that Lohan had missed SEVEN classes in the last 27 weeks. This would be understandable (possibly) if Lohan was a regular working actress, but with the exception of a few bit parts she’s not….at all.
Don’t believe me?
- I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
- 4 episodes of Ugly Betty (2008)
- Labor Pains (2009)
- Machete (2009)
IN THREE YEARS.
And here is Lohan’s quote to the judge today that explains her reason for not attending her COURT-ORDERED classes:
“I wasn’t expecting any special treatment aside from the understanding that I have to provide for myself, I have to work. My schedule is, unfortunately, very different. Having said that, I did do everything I was told to do and did the best I could to balance jobs and showing up. I’m not taking this as a joke. It’s my life, it’s my career.” – Lindsay Lohan, 07-06-10
Are you f*cking kidding me?? Do you remember just a few months ago when Lohan didn’t appear for a MANDATORY COURT APPEARANCE because she was too busy partying it up over at the Cannes Film Festival? A warrant was actually issued for her arrest because of it!!
Listen…I don’t want to sound like I’m just a hater here. I’m just sick and tired of seeing this bimbo constantly flaunt her celebrity in the face of the legal system and think that she’s untouchable simply because she’s famous. And before you begin getting upset at me and telling me that she’s a person, too…just click here and take a look at what she had written on her middle fingernail all day long while in court.
Yes…this arrogant b*tch had the nerve to have “f*ck u” written on her fingernail.
A lot of other celebrities could learn something by the example laid down today.
Anyway…I’m just glad this judge finally dropped the hammer down on Lohan. Hopefully this finally teaches her a lesson. If nothing else, hopefully she’ll FINALLY admit that she has a problem and legitimately seek the help that she absolutely needs.
Hey Lindsay…Dr. Drew is probably still waiting to help you.