Okay, here’s the deal: Sunshine and I like to have fun and we’re far from being prudes. One day (near the beginning of the relationship, if I recall correctly), we were listening to a Lenny Kravitz song and she said that he was totally on her “Top 5 List”.
Now, I was familiar with the concept but really thought it was something that guys did on their own…y’know, just for shits-n-giggles. But apparently this is something couples do from time to time for fun.
Unaware of what a “Top 5 List” actually is? Well, I’m sure you’re not alone. It’s a concept I only heard about for the first time when Ross and Rachel made up their own lists on Friends. Basically, it’s a list of celebrities that you would sleep with if we ever had the time and opportunity. Oh…and it’s a list of five people your significant other would let you sleep with if you ever had the time and opportunity.
Got it? Good.
So awhile back, Sunshine suggested that we both write a “Top 5” blog post and pop them online at the same time. Since I love my woman and I’m down with having an easy excuse to stare at other women, I ended up making my top five list. The problem, though, was keeping it down to just five…and so while I’ve got five “honourable mentions” (heh), there were a few that I left off this list that totally could have been on there (c’mon…I’m a guy…we think about these things all the time!):
1. Kate Beckinsale – There is just something about this woman that makes me melt every time I see her. Maybe it’s her long hair…maybe it’s her sultry eyes…maybe it’s the way she looks in an skintight leather pantsuit. Maybe it’s the fact that I have yet to see her in any situation not look absolutely stunning…I dunno. Bottom line? She’s number one on my list by a mile.
2. P!nk – Now for the record let it be known that P!nk was on my list long before her amazingly sexy Grammy performance. In fact, this is the only choice that is on BOTH my list and Sunshine’s list. There is something about a girl who can be a bad-ass when she wants to be but can still be a good girl the rest of the time. She just oozes sexual energy…and you just can’t help but love that about her.
3. Janine Lindemulder – Okay…this one may get some head-scratches and some cries of “gross” from a lot of you. I’m not ashamed to admit that I’ve watched a few adult movies in my day. During the 90’s, one woman was always the one I wanted to watch more than any other, known simply as Janine. She never has sex with men on screen, only women. This only added to her mystique. As she’s gotten older she’s lost her tan, gained a ton of tattoos, and has gone to jail for tax evasion. I don’t care…I still find her incredibly hot. Incredibly.
4. Britney Spears – I know…a lot of eye rolling for this choice. But keep in mind that this isn’t a “dating” list, this is basically a “sex” list. I don’t care how bat-shit insane this woman is…just look at her. Sorry…she’s been on my list since 1998 and a shaved head and a mental breakdown isn’t going to change that any time soon.
5. Emmanuelle Chriqui – From the first moment I saw her on ‘Entourage’ I wanted her. This woman is just flat-out unbelievably beautiful. Hell…she could wear a burlap sack and I’d think she was gorgeous.
Some fellow bloggers who shall remain nameless…heh.
So now that you’ve read my list and think I’m a cad, why not head on over to Sunshine’s blog and see what she has on HER list?