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Survivor Samoa: Ep.03 – The Art of the Verbal Bitch Slap

"It's him or me." - Jaison

"It's him or me." - Jaison

Right out of the gate, Jaison is adamant about wanting Ben out of the game for how he acted at tribal council.  I can’t say that I blame him…he’d be my top target, as well.  Even without personal feelings involved, it’s just a smart strategic move.

Over at Galu, the only interesting bit of video we could see was four tribal members performing yoga while Shambo disapproved.  C’mon…that’s ALL the interesting video we can get from that tribe?  Seriously?

Russell, back on Foa Foa, was causing more havoc and loving each and every second of it.  He planted seeds with Ben and Ashley and then sat back and watched two more people go after each other.  Unbelievable, this guy.  He might be a jackass and he might be a complete douchebag, but right now he’s proving himself to be a hell of a player.

Yet another physical challenge

Yet another physical challenge

After 20 minutes of nothing much, the reward/immunity challenge was up next.  It was another physical challenge, but the good news is that everybody got swimsuits as a “reward” of sorts…meaning that we didn’t have to see anybody sitting around in dirty underwear anymore.

Galu pretty  much destroyed Foa Foa in this challenge (yet again) and won both immunity and reward (some pillows and blankets).  In addition, Russell S chose Shambo to go visit the Foa Foa tribe and sit-in on their tribal council…and Shambo got a clue from Probst to a non-available immunity idol in the Foa Foa camp.

And before you think Russell H might talk his way into trouble somehow before Tribal, know that he ended up sitting out of the challenge…hence he wasn’t even seen as a factor in Foa Foa’s losing.

So now it becomes Ben & Russell vs. Ashley & Jaison.  Who’d be going home?  Ben or Ashley??

Shambo likes Foa Foa

Shambo likes Foa Foa

Now Shambo made a completely different impression upon Foa Foa than Yasmin did previously.  She was as friendly as she possibly could be and immediately found herself thinking the grass is greener on the other side of the fence.  Of course, not everybody found her to be 100% genuine…even though she probably was.

Russell made a “deal” with Mick that if everybody voted Ashley out that night, that he’d promise to get Ben voted out the next time they arrived at Tribal Council.  To solidify his “trust”, Russell showed Mick his immunity idol…which got the exact reaction he was hoping to get.

This guy is impressing me more and more.

In a funny moment, Shambo appeared to have found the tree where the immunity idol was supposed to be…yet came out empty-handed.  It wasn’t really touched on, but it was picked up by the camera.

Shambo gets eaten by the immunity idol tree

Shambo gets eaten by the immunity idol tree

Tribal council was one of the most entertaining in awhile as Jaison held nothing back and called out Ben for the a**hole douchebag bully that he is.  As the conversation went on and on, Ben only dug himself deeper and deeper into a hole.  He couldn’t understand that his words could be interpretated as being racist.  He didn’t get that he was seen as a bully who talked down and tried to intimidate weaker players…especially the women.  Even when Ben attempted to mock Jaison a bit, Jaison mocked Ben right back and made him look ridiculous.

It really was incredible at just how much Jaison verbally bitch-slapped him and how Ben didn’t seem to care (or if he did, how he simply didn’t have the mental capacity to get into a war of words with a far more intelligent man).  Heck…Probst even gave Ben the opportunity to take back anything that he may have said, only for Ben to flat-out refuse.

Douche. Bag.

Needless to say, Ben was sent packing and Russell…in a move that he didn’t really like but had to do in order to not cause any mistrust with himself and the tribe…had to vote Ben off.  And needless to say, the result of the vote left a smile on my face.

Ben goes home

Ben goes home

Random Thoughts:

  • Russell S made a poor choice when he took blankets and pillows over a tarp for his tribe.  Sure, the women are happy…but as mentioned, when it rains what’s going to be better for the tribe? He may have made friends in the women, but the guys looked at him a lot differently.
  • I’m all for doing whatever to pass the time when there’s nothing to do, but performing yoga instead of gathering food, water, and/or wood for the fire is absolutely deserving of my mocking.
  • I mock them. They can consider themselves mocked.
  • Is it wrong that I’m overly happy that the men…Russell H specifically…are wearing shorts now instead of running around in their dirty underwear?
  • Any more losses on Foa Foa and there’s going to be a “tribal mix-up” where they even the teams out.  And the way Foa Foa is playing, that’s going to happen sooner rather than later.

The first half of this week’s episode wasn’t that entertaining, to be honest.  But tribal council more than made up for it.  Jaison made tremendous points and made Ben look like a fool without coming across as petty.  He was eloquent, well-spoken, and had zero problem mocking Ben to his face for being the douchebag that he is.  That totally made this yet another fun episode.

And in the spirit of cross-promoting, if you get the chance today check out Colette’s Bitchy Survivor Blog.

What were your thoughts?


Survivor Samoa: Ep.02 – Knowing when to STFU.

I don’t even know how to begin with this review.  I mean, I had a couple of sentences already written down describing what happened over the first few minutes…but then the improbable became probable.

Russell H. was bragging to the cameras about wanting to find an immunity idol.  He said that nobody in the history of Survivor had ever found an immunity idol before without getting a clue first.  Where this guy is (apparently) not really out for the money and is only in it to play the game as hard as he can, he pretty much knew that there had to be an immunity idol somewhere around camp.

And wouldn’t you know he f*cking FOUND IT!!!??!!!

Russell with the idol

Russell with the idol

I was blown away.  Not even 15 minutes into the second episode and this guy…this villain…has already found something that can make him safe.  He was searching all over camp and found a tree with a hollowed-out stump.  He was looking in it when his fellow tribe members asked him what he was doing.  He told then flat out: “I’m looking for the immunity idol”.  Then they started gathering around him and around the tree.  HE FOUND IT, stuffed it in his underwear, and walked away undetected.

Unbelievable.

The women were CRAZY!!

The women were CRAZY!!

The big immunity/reward challenge (it’s been combined thus far) was a physical challenge…kinda like basketball meets rugby meets wrestling.  The guys were “in the pit” first and it was getting nasty.  But it was in the second round where the women were REALLY hitting hard.  A hard tackle, a shot to the face…they weren’t holding anything back.  In fact, before the third round started Jeff Probst actually told everybody that they were now officially warned…the next “cheap shot” would get them thrown out of the challenge.

It didn’t take long for Jeff to stop the game and toss somebody out.

Ben's cheap shot

Ben's cheap shot

Ben threw a cheap kick at Russell S. and was immediately called-out by Probst.  He then made a note of telling everybody that it was the first time anybody had ever been kicked out of a challenge before.  After the fourth round, Galou had won reward (fishing gear) and immunity.

Russell S, as leader of the Galou tribe, was given the task of picking somebody from his own tribe to go back with Foa Foa and then attend their tribal council…an in-the-open spy.  He chose Yasmin.

Mike being taken to hospital and out of Survivor: Samoa

Mike being taken to hospital and out of Survivor: Samoa

This is where things got interesting as Mike was completely winded by the final round and was looking to be in pretty rough shape as the Galou tribe made their exits.  In fact, Probst made Mike stick around so he could be attended by the medical staff. Unfortunately, the medics on hand deemed that Mike’s heart wouldn’t be able to withstand the game…and thus, Mike became the 2nd person eliminated from Survivor: Samoa.

Oh…but that’s not the end.

Probst mentioned that there would STILL be a tribal council the following night and Yasmin would still be going to visit with the other tribe.  With Betsy on Russell’s bad side and Ben getting kicked out of the challenge when he was desperately needed, voting was going to be extremely interesting.

Yasmin...seriously...STFU

Yasmin...seriously...STFU

Wow…Yasmin got back to the Foa Foa camp and just went off!  She told everybody that she “wanted to help” because she didn’t like “taking candy from a baby” and told them that their “strategy was lacking” and wanted to talk directly to Ben in private.

WTF???

Needless to say, the tribe wasn’t overly impressed by this show of arrogance.  What’s funny is that Yasmin then read a clue that was given to her before arriving in the camp which told her about the hidden immunity idol at Foa Foa…the one that Russell now held. I had to laugh a bit.

Ben vs Yasmin

Ben vs Yasmin

Yasmin and Ben then got into a loud argument.  It was insane.  That let to Ben saying a LOT of really ridiculous things that should get him a TON of hate-mail. Let’s just say that Russell isn’t the only villain on this show, anymore.

Tribal Council was interesting…it boiled down to Betsy vs. Ben.  But Ben’s mouth really was shooting off.  He said that he didn’t know he had to play by Jeff’s “sissy rules”, which got a bit of a rise out of Probst.  In the end, though, it was Betsy that was the second person voted out of Survivor: Samoa.

Betsy: 2nd person voted off of Survivor: Samoa

Betsy: 2nd person voted off of Survivor: Samoa

Random Thoughts:

  • Yasmin needs to STFU. Period. The end.  I couldn’t believe how she handled going to the other tribe’s camp.  Instead of trying to blend and be approachable, she was a douchebag.  She’s VERY soon to go from the game, I think.
  • Ben acted like a douchebag and spoke like one…calling Jasmine a “hooker”.  Then came this brilliant piece of wisdom: “She’s ghetto trash, plain and simple. She needs to go back to eating ketchup sandwiches and drinking Kool-Aid.” Wow.
  • I have NO idea what’s really going on in the other camp because 90% of the show is focusing on Russell and the Foa Foa tribe.
  • Betsy, the police officer, quietly sang “Bad boys, bad boys, watcha gonna do…” when writing down Ben’s name.
  • Russell H appears to be trusting Jaison at the moment and even told him about having the immunity idol, which is odd…but the preview of next week’s episode shows that trust is short-lived.

All-in-all, this was a lot of fun to watch.  Say what you will, but only two episodes in and this is already one of the most entertaining seasons of Survivor yet!

What were your thoughts?


Twitter Tales……..kinda.

TwitterI gotta be honest…it’s been a crazy week and I haven’t really had the chance to keep up on Twitter as much as I normally do.  But I did have a bunch of links I wanted to share with everybody, with some found on Twitter and some found elsewhere.

So consider this a “kinda” Twitter Tales situation.  But really, it’s just me wanting to share the randomness that makes up my Blogosphere world…

  • Jimmy Fallon

    Jimmy Fallon

    Jimmy Fallon is one of the “new breed” of entertainer that is truly attempting to use all aspects of the new social media for self-promotion.  I’ll be honest…I’ve ended up watching his show a few times because of something he has tweeted.  Example?  Well, he tweeted about doing a skit with Laura‘s favorite singer, Dave Matthews.  How ’bout the Dave Matthews GPS???  On top of that, he tweeted about his attempts to create a “Saved By The Bell” reunion on his show.  His latest accomplishment?  Tweeting about getting Mark Paul Gosselaar to not only agree, but to appear on the show as ZACK MORRIS!!!!  I think Fallon’s show is definitely one to keep an eye on going forward.

  • Y’know, since I’m talking about late night talk shows, I gotta give HUGE props to Jimmy Kimmel.  Not only does he post a ton of videos on YouTube, but he allows them to be embedded!!!  I don’t know about you, but that gets HUGE bonus points from me.  I mean, how else could I post something awesome like this?
  • Modern Single Momma

    Modern Single Momma

    Okay, tonight is Modern Single Momma‘s bachelorette party.  Morgan is taking the plunge with Man From Kentucky.  Not only that, but the bachelorette party gonna be broadcast live on the internet and EVERYBODY IS INVITED!!  Is it wrong that I’m looking forward to this?  But on top of all that, it now appears as though the wedding itself will be broadcast online.  I mean, this is a better moment than when Frisco and Felicia got together!! (Okay…I’m totally showing my nerdiness and my age with that reference)  So I’m gonna do my best to show up…hope to see a lot of you there, too!

  • I love Redneck Mommy.  Her blog is one thing, but she really excels at tweets.  She just seems to have a knack for bringing a smile to my face in 140 characters or less…

Redneck Mommy

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger is now on Twitter.  Huh.
  • Ummm…at what point does a female celebrity baring her breasts considered NOT a big deal anymore?  Some topless photos from Britney Spears’ video shoot for Gimme More were released last week, and they showed her with little paint covering her jiggly bits.  Sure, she was going through her “unstable period” and everything, but are these pics really that big of a deal?  What’s the difference between this NSFW pic of Britney in comparison to this NSFW one of Christina Aguilera or this NSFW one of P!nk??  I just think people need to chill out.  I mean, they’re boobs…get over it…move on.
  • Hey, here’s something I thought people might enjoy.  It’s a video of the “100 Best Movie Lines in 200 Seconds”.  I don’t know if I’d really consider EVERY line one of the best, but it is quite the list.  And really…haven’t you got 200 seconds to spare?
  • Adam Lambert

    Adam Lambert

    Speaking of “moving on”, Adam Lambert officially came out in the latest edition of Rolling Stone magazine.  So there you have it…he’s gay.  Shocker, I know.  So now can we all please MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES???  I don’t think this should be a big deal, really.  The guy can sing…the guy has been offered a chance to sing with Queen…the guy just signed a record contract…and the guy has millions of fans.  The only reason to make a big deal about him being gay would be to discredit him or turn fans against him.  Otherwise, it really should be a non-issue.  Sometimes I really hate tabloids.  At least Rolling Stone has a bit of credibility to it.

  • Ummm…a group of people smashed the world record for “people dressed up as Smurfs”.  Seriously.
Ummm...a LOT of people with NOTHING better to do.

Ummm...a LOT of people with NOTHING better to do.

  • I absolutely love this new video from the Black Eyed Peas.  And no…it’s not just because I get to see Fergie’s butt in a thong in the video (although it certainly doesn’t hurt…heh).
  • I have absolutely no good reason for showing this picture other than it made me laugh today…
I'm TOTALLY asking this question the next time I play it...

I'm TOTALLY asking this question the next time I play...

  • Okay…call me a dork (although that would make T a dork, too), but this announcement by “Weird” Al Yankovic totally made my day.  I’m just hoping I can find the time in my totally busy schedule next week to participate:

Weird Al

  • Okay…ummm…I’m not much of a video game kinda guy.  But I can’t lie…this promotional video for the latest Star Wars game TOTALLY got me a excited…in a naughty way:
  • And finally, one more pic for no other reason than I like it…
It's good to be King...

It's good to be King...


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