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Twitter Tales: 05-07-09

Twitter

Twitter Tales

Okay…I can now freely admit it: I’m addicted to Twitter.  I don’t 100% understand how people claim to be able to make a ton of money using Twitter…and I don’t appreciate them telling me how to write my blog…and I don’t have a desire to gather thousands upon thousands of followers just for the sake of my own ego.

Well…I wouldn’t mind that last one…

At the end of the day, the thing that brings me back multiple times every single day is clicking on random links and reading and/or seeing things I’d otherwise never get a chance to read and/or see.  In addition, I find myself really keeping up-to-date on the lives of some of my favorite fellow blogger updates (yeah…as if their blogs weren’t enough).  

Thankfully, my TweetDeck allows me to truly follow whomever I want to and kinda ignore all of the spam while still increasing my follower/following count legitimately (I hate people who hit-n-run).

Alright…everybody ready?  Good…’cause it’s once again time to check out my weekly Twitter Tales:

  • Iron Man 2 director Jon Favreau was continuing to tweet during filming.  This truly is viral marketing at its best.  I mean, the hype over the movie is already sky-high…but to know that the director is giving fans tiny tasty morsals of movie making is really amping up the word of mouth.  This week?  Well, this week he informed us that he was filming a scene between Nick Fury & Tony Stark before letting us know that Scarlett Johanson had her first day on the set as the Black Widow:

Jon Favreau tweet

  • Nikki from Lucid | Insanity recently had some issues with her ex-boyfriend.  Ummm…some interesting issues.  Now, I read this series of tweets to mean that the ex-boyfriend was trying to make her realize just what she was missing by bribing her with Cheesecake Factory goodness.  Seriously.  She told me that he’s basically all “Don’t give up on me” with her…using guilt or cheesecake or something.  See for yourself:

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  • My response to her?  (I love being a smart-ass)

My smart-ass response

  • T

    T

    As you may or may not know already, there will be some “dual-posting” this month between myself and T from The Quest For T.  Why?  Well…apparently May is Masturbation Month.  And…well…I’m not going to post the entire Twitter conversation that we had that inspired the whole deal, needless to say I think this month will be very interesting.  So yeah…I fired the first shot (so to speak), and T responded in kind.

  • Depending on whether or not your mom is a computer person or would appreciate this kind of thing, AModernMother posted a link to a pretty cool website where you can pop your mom’s name into a video about “Mom of the Year”.  My mom probably wouldn’t appreciate it, but there may be a number of moms out there that would.
  • Y’know…if you’re gonna steal a shirt, you may not want to make it a jail-issued shirt.  Why?  You might just end up getting one of your very own to wear for an extended period of time.
  • So Morgan launched a new look for her site, ModernSingleMomma.  I like it because it’s different.  It’s unlike any blog that I’m currently visiting.  So not only is she blogging there, but she’s got a whole new website that’s dedicated to her awesome photography, MorganSilerPhotography.com.  I immediately became sidetracked this week when she posted a…in her own words..goofy pin-up style photo.  Hmmm…”goofy” isn’t quite the word I would use to describe it.  Heh.
  • If I haven’t said it before, let me say it now: I LOVE the WEB URBANIST!!  They have some fantastic photos that are meant to educate and fascinate (their words, not mine).  This week they had an awesome collection of Effective Guerrila Marketing Stunts.  Some of these truly need to be seen to be believed.  Here’s an example:

Web Urbanist

  • Rachel from SingleMomSeeking

    Rachel from SingleMomSeeking

    Jim (aka Depot Dad) had a pretty neat idea in his latest blog post…tweeted courtesy of Rachel from SingleMomSeeking.  Y’see, Jim has been fortunate enough to have met a few fellow bloggers from around the country in his one year of blogging.  And much like many of us, I’m sure…he wants to meet a number of his other favorite bloggers.  He came up with the idea of playing “Blogger Bingo”, where you place yourself in the middle square and then just fill the rest in.  I think Jim is a helluva guy going through a very difficult time right now.  

  • Depot Dad

    Jim aka Depot Dad

    I had mentioned last week that because my family had been hit pretty hard with cancer over the past year 1/2, I was interested in finding out more about what he was going through.  He actually took the time to email me and explain his cancer situation, how he found out, and what’s been going on with him since.  That just put him higher on my list of fellow bloggers I’d love to meet…even if he does live on the opposite side of the continent.  So yeah…I was happy to see my name on his board.  I think it’s a great idea:Blogger Bingo

  • SingleParentDad had a party for his son and, quite frankly, ordered the coolest cake a father could order.  I also need to preface this by saying that this cake is really the reason T and I are doing the whole “May Masturbation Month” posts.  Y’see, we both saw this cake and loved it…SPD asked T to visit…she said something about a Princess Leia costume…I jumped all over that comment…and POOF~!  The rest is history.  Ummm…where was I?  Oh yeah…the kick-ass cake!!
I can't wait to get one of these for MY son!!

I can't wait to get one of these for MY son!!

  • Speaking of Star Wars…our old Twitter pal Darth Vader was back to his Dark Lord tricks again this week:

Darth Vader tweet

  • Now, I wouldn’t be “me” if I didn’t just make a quick note that MsSingleMama is dating somebody…forever to be known as “The Bear”.  She obviously doesn’t want to jinx it by blogging/tweeting about him all day long (and you know that everybody is hoping for the best, Alaina), but here’s a snippet of what she thinks about him thus far:

My fingers are crossed for you!

  • Remember when I recently said that Jason Hawes from Ghost Hunters was now on Twitter?  It seems like he’s slowly getting the hang of things.  He’s now tweeting from the road, posting pics of everything from Grant being molested by some lady’s foot at the airport to Tango looking a bit confused at the wiring of a house to Kris doing something rather unattractive with her foot.  All in all, I think you’ll be seeing more from Jason in the weeks and months ahead…especially if he’s stuck on a long, uneventful overnight case.
  • I have to admit to enjoying the work of one Chris Angel.  I think he’s an extremely talented illusionist and I’m certainly a fan.  Turns out, he’s got a bit of a sense of humor, as well (although you probably have to enjoy his show to get the punchline):

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  • Alright…last one, kids.  I have to absolutely give my “Tweet(s) of the Week” to Tanis, aka the Redneck Mommy.  This afternoon her cat had babies and…well…I don’t think anybody has ever truly described the experience quite like this.  Let her words speak for themselves.  Enjoy!!

Redneck GREATNESS!


Will it really make you go blind?

Okay, this is totally unlike what I would normally post, so if you’re looking for your normal dose of G-rated Bald Guy, best be going here or here.  

Just sayin’.

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I got the following tweet yesterday:

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Of course, the entire conversation that we had doesn’t need to be re-counted here (trust me…those who read our flirtateous tweets needed a cigarette and a cold shower when they were done), but needless to say that this tweet helped me realize something that had been in the back of my mind for a few weeks now…

I am one horny bastard.

Crude…but true.  And you know what?  I don’t think I was nearly as bad when I was in “my prime” as I am now.  It’s ridiculous.  I truly feel like I’m in “my prime” right now at age 36.

Vanilla ice creamMy marriage started off like any normal relationship.  We were having sex on a regular basis…connecting and getting into “grooves” with each other. The problem, though, is that our “groove” was really our “rut”.

If our sex life could have been an ice cream, to have called it vanilla would have been a tremendous over-statement and, quite frankly, an insult to vanilla ice cream.

Get this statistic about me: I went just over three years from the night my son was conceived to the next time I was intimate with a woman.

THREE YEARS.

Needless to say, that (pretty darned attractive) woman got a bit more than she expected from me on that particular night.  

I then went another six+ months before meeting up with somebody very special.  We dated for a few months and while things didn’t work out in the end, our physical relationship was absolutely incredible.

IN-CRE-DI-BLE.

And while I think having a long-distance relationship probably pushed things along in that direction, we were absolutely insatiable.  

Three times a day.  Five times a day.  We were pleasing each other like no other person had done in our lives before.  It was like a sexual awakening for the both of us.

MasturbationUnfortunately, things weren’t meant to be and we broke up in January.  

And it’s been a long four months since.

So when T emailed me and asked if I was interested in doing some type of “mutual post” based on this glorious celebratoin in the of May, I jumped at the opportunity.  

I’m not sure when we’ll have our mutual post…I’m not really sure of what the exact topic of conversation will be…heck, I’m not even sure how we’ll do our research…

Ugh…I can’t believe I just went there.

This could be a very fun month.


Twitter Tales: 04-30-09

Twitter

Twitter Tales

While not yet 100% sold on all of Twitter’s positives and benefits (although I’m getting closer and closer every single week), I still find myself totally addicted to it (and yes…I say this every time).  

The thing that keeps me coming back over and over isn’t the possibility that I could end up with thousands of followers with whom I could spam with lame money-making opportunities (seriously…are you people millionaires ore pretendonaires?) or “how-to” advice (my blog is fine, thanks).  

No, the thing that brings me back multiple times every single day is clicking on links and reading and/or seeing things I’d otherwise never get a chance to read and/or see (not to mention getting some awesome fellow blogger updates).  Thankfully, my TweetDeck allows me to truly follow whomever I want to and kinda ignore all of the spam while still increasing my follower/following count legitimately (I hate people who hit-n-run).

So once again, it’s time to check out my weekly Twitter Tales:

  • Depot Dad

    Depot Dad

    Jim, aka Depot Dad, went into surgery related to his cancer this morning .  I gotta be honest…I don’t know exactly what he went in for.  He has a nodule on his lung that is growing.  So I think the surgery was to test the nodules for cancerous activity…similar to what my cousin went through last year.  Obviously, my hope is that Jim’s results are much different.  I went through a hellacious year in 2008 with my mom battling a brain tumor and my cousin falling victim to throat cancer at 34 years old…so when I heard about Depot Dad’s situation, I just couldn’t help but gravitate towards it.  Gang, if you have a chance…either tweet Jim or drop by his blog and say “hi”.  Send some well-wishes his way.  You never know just how much good some positivity can do for somebody who is in a tough situation. 

  • I’ve mentioned before than one of my favorite directors, Jon Favreau, has been tweeting little bits and pieces while filming the new Iron Man movie.  Well…this tweet was pretty awesome, especially for a dork like me:

Downey is donning the suit.

  • Laura

    Laura

    Laura had a pretty great job interview this week.  FINGERS CROSSED…something good happened and it went really well.  She is like millions of people around the world right now, doing their best to keep above water in a brutal economy that wants to drown as many people as possible.  It’s tough for everybody right now…so to read a blogger being so honest about how tough it is, especially when you’re a single mom, is inspiring.  It also makes me want to root for the underdog.  I mean, who said that life isn’t allowed to have happy endings?

  • Speaking of happy endings (or at least happy right nows), MsSingleMama is riding high these days.  Not only did she pick up a new Ford Fiesta last weekend, but she celebrated by getting a tattoo.  Not only that, but she’s dating “The Lion” (shhh…she doesn’t want to scare and/or startle him…he might bite and/or run away!), she’s looking at buying a new house, and she also made a video about her tattoo  experience and threw it up on YouTube for the world to enjoy:
  • There was a big story surrounding Good Charlotte member Joel Madden this week.  He made the following tweet and it ended up making international headlines:

Cover my tats?

  • Now, the fallout hasn’t completely finished yet.  So British Air wouldn’t let him on the plane unless he covered up his tattoos?  I mean, WTF??  British Air has apologized since for the incident since there is nothing in their flight manuals or rulebooks that say anything about tattoos that would make them a flight risk.  Certainly a clear-cut case of personal bias, but to me what’s more interesting is that this story is just another example of the incredible power of this new social media.  Madden tweeted and immediately there was reaction around the world.  I mean, there simply isn’t any other form of media around that can cause this much of a stir.  This is where we’re going with Tweeter…and anybody who doesn’t truly understand it will learn soon enough, I think.
  • I really enjoyed the first Transformers movie.  It had some silly moments, but overall it was an extremely entertaining movie.  So I’ve been interested in seeing the sequel that’s coming out this summer.  Just to whet my appetite a bit more, the latest HD trailer for Transformers 2 just came out…and thanks to TrailerAddict, I found out about it on Twitter.  Ummm…yeah…it rocks.  Hard.
  • T

    T

    MY T CAME BACK HOME!!  Heh.  Ahem…sorry.  So yeah, T came back from her European Vacation.  She had quite the amazing time...eating waffles, drinking beer, watching live sex shows… Wait.  What??  Yep…that’s just one of the reasons I’ve got my huge internet crush on T: she’s just too cool for words.  I know my ex-wife would have never done HALF of the things T did on her trip, and it’s not like T did anything insanely crazy (at least not in my book).  I know what my problem is.  I just need to find myself a Canadian T…

  • I totally helped DailyMomSense get to 69 followers on Tweeter.  We probably both ended up having a Beavis & Butthead moment, too.  Heh.
  • Oh…here’s something that probably only I find interesting: concert riders.  Basically, these are the backstage “demands” of performers at concerts (y’know…like the old Van Halen one that asked for M&M’s with all the brown ones removed?).  The Smoking Gun has a ton of them on their site, but just recently uploaded some new ones from Pearl Jam, Jason Mraz, Filter, and Ryan Adams.
  • One of my favorite tweeters is Darth Vader (how surreal is it to say that?).  Whomever is behind this guy is doing a fantastic job of staying in character and still being funny as hell (at least to a dork like me).  I think he deserves honors for Tweet of the Week:

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  • But on top of that, he also apparently answers parenting questions.  Here is a quick little Q & A that cracked me up and literally had me laughing out loud:

Question
Answer

  • Dr. Leah brought up an extremely interesting topic this week.  Do “mommy bloggers” (or in my case, daddy blogger…duh) take things too far with all of their kid pictures online?  How much is too much?  Where does one draw the line between honesty and TMI?  I don’t know if there’s a right or wrong answer (you obviously know where I stand on the subject by reading my blog), but it certainly does make one think.
  • And finally, I’d be remiss if I didn’t re-post the information I first found from a tweet by Nicole, SingleMomInTheCity.  She actually nominated me for “Hottest Daddy Blogger” as part of the 2009 Blogger’s Choice Awards.  And believe me…I’ll be milking this as much as possible as the year continues on.  I’ve got six votes at last count…pretty impressive for an overweight bald dork from Atlantic Canada.   So please…be merciful and vote for me to be “Hottest Daddy Blogger”.  I’m only about 194 votes behind the current leader…so I figure if NOBODY votes for him for the rest of the year and EVERYBODY votes for me, I’ve got an outside shot:

    My site was nominated for Hottest Daddy Blogger!

    Yes…my shot at winning is slim to none and slim just left town.  But still…for my self-esteem…a vote or two couldn’t hurt.

    Thanks again, Nicole.  That truly made my day.

    Oh…and kids…I absolutely urge you to also vote for Nicole as “Hottest Mommy Blogger“.  I mean…c’mon now:

    http://blog.singlemominthecity.ca 1

    Yeah.  Exactly.


Twitter Tales: 04-23-09

Twitter

Twitter Tales

While not yet 100% sold on all of Twitter’s positives and benefits, I still find myself totally addicted to it (yes…I say this every time).  

The thing that keeps me coming back over and over isn’t the possibility that I could end up with thousands of followers with whom I could spam with lame money-making opportunities or “how-to” advice (I hate those people).  

No, the thing that brings me back multiple times every single day is clicking on links and reading and/or seeing things I’d otherwise never get a chance to read and/or see (not to mention getting some awesome fellow blogger updates).

So once again, it’s time to check out my weekly Twitter Tales:

  • Some guy named @aplusk ended up racing CNN to a million followers on Twitter.  Some people hated it…some people loved it.  Some people didn’t know much about it and just blogged their uneducated opinions about it.  Whatever.  There was a reason it was done…there was a reason why Twitter prevented people from unfollowing both sites…there were reasons bigger than just “ego” for the entire race to take place.  But whether you were pro- or anti-Ashton…you really can’t deny thinking that the photo posted by luke88addis was all sorts of shades of awesomeness.
The King of Twitter

The King of Twitter

  • The Modern Single Momma House
    Modern Single Momma’s House

    Morgan bought a house!!!!  How awesome is this??  Listen, I’m only a recent follower of ModernSingleMomma but have been a fan of her and her blog since I first started reading it.  So knowing my happiness in seeing her finally achieving blissful love with “Man From Kentucky” must just be the tip of the iceburg in comparison to her long-time followers who have gone on the journey with her from single to dating to in love to moving in with to buying a house with.  Honestly…this is just one of those “feel good moments”.  Congrats, Morgan!  Can’t wait to see where the journey leads you next!

  • Kim Kardashian fell asleep while sunbathing this past week.  Ummm…I’ve got nothing really witty to say, I just wanted to post her picture so I could point and laugh at this no-talent hack.  
Kim Kardashian - the one time she DIDN'T roll over

Kim Kardashian - the one time she DIDN'T roll over

  • Honestly…other than her sex tape with Ray J, why is Kardashian even considered a celebrity??
  • Depot Dad was having some problems with Twitter the other night.  He had the following to say:

My Twitter window is overwhelmed with the tweets of only three people. What to do about it?

  • I immediately noticed that Jim was only following 13 people but had 68 people following him.  I informed him that he needed to follow those who followed him, and then more posts would come.  This suggestion…
  • …ended up bringing me to an amazing site for ANY Twitter user.  It’s called Friend or Follow.  Basically, this site will tell you who you are following who is not following you back.  At that point, you can decide whether or not to unfollow them.  For me, celebrities and website accounts are pretty much no big deal if they don’t follow me.  I mean, really…is Jimmy Fallon or a site like PopEater really expected to follow back EVERYBODY?  Meh…that just doesn’t bother me so much.  On the other hand, I did happen to notice a couple of fellow bloggers that weren’t following me back.  DadsHouse…wassup??  Did I not rock your house just last month?  And IHeartSingleParents isn’t following me??  Sniff…  :-(
  • Yes…I realize I’m totally shameless.  Suck it up, princess.
  • For any fans of Ghost Hunters, lead hunter Jason Hawes is now on Twitter.  And no…he doesn’t appear to be re-following, either.  Meh.
  • Nikki

    Nikki

    Nikki over at LucidInsanity has been having an interesting week.  She was convinced to go out to coffee with an ex-boyfriend that she works with (awkward) who likes to give out random bear hugs for some reason (VERY awkward).  Well…I guess that fell through today.  I’m looking forward to finding out more details and seeing whether or not online dating is a more viable option for her.

  • Matt Logelin was recently in Hawaii.  No real story here…just wanted to showcase a photo from where he was staying and secretly be jealous while looking out my bedroom window to see the brown grass.  Sigh.
A room with quite the view

A room with quite the view

  • Mindy
    Mindy

    Mindy has been enjoying her Twitter time lately.  Well, she recently installed her TweetDeck software and was immediately feeling a bit overwhelmed.  It wasn’t too long, though, before this amazing program had her addicted.  It’s not perfect, but for a Twitterer it’s a tremendous tool that helps you manage a LOT of tweets, followers, replies, and direct messages.  I just love it…automatic url shorteners, automatic links to Facebook updates, automatic tie-in between Twitter and TwitPic…just a ton of useful tools all in one place.  I’m definitely a promoter of TweetDeck.  If you feel overwhelmed on Twitter, this is one heck of a useful tool.

  • Ummm…where else but Twitter would I find out about a woman who taped her dog to the fridge?  I mean…seriously.
  • My “Tweet of the Week” this time around comes from Trina.  It’s so wrong…but that’s what makes it funny:

How wrong is it to be eating cheese cake while watching Biggest Loser?

  • How long have you ever gone without sex?  Yikes…my answer is kinda scary (at least for me).  Does being a single parent mean that you should not be having sex?  Is it different for men and women?  This was a pretty good discussion brought up by Rachel over at SingleMomSeeking this week.  
  • If you’re a Star Wars fan like me and the Ankle Biter, then you absolutely MUST follow @DarthVader.  I mean…here are just a few of his more recent tweets:

Just be glad I don’t celebrate Earth Day the way I celebrated Alderaan Day.

Aaaah, I love the smell of dead rebels in the morning!

Note to self: Find and then “let go” the dolts who designed our Super Star Destroyers without so much as a back-up bridge.

  • Okay…I know I may just be an uber-nerd, but these tweets crack me up every time.  May the Force be with you, Darth!!
  • This makes me proud
    This makes me proud

    T forwarded me an AWESOME tweet this week that contained a picture of a Canadian flag that was made from painted rocks in Afghanistan.  It was doubly-cool because CNN did a story on the Canadian forces in Afghanistan and how we’ve been there since the beginning.  I know somebody going there in the fall and I’m really hoping the American forces are there in full swing by then…we could certainly use the help!  

  • Speaking of T…I think THIS TWEET deserves the final spot in this week’s Twitter Tales column.  Why?  Heh…click and you’ll see why.  LOVE double entendres.

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