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A Lesson In Reality Morality

As some of you may know, I’m a massive reality television fan. In fact, my viewing habits over the years have gravitated from CSI and Seinfeld to X-Factor and Property Brothers. I don’t know why, but when it comes to television I simply find reality to be much more entertaining than fiction.

Over the years, the only program I can recall watching faithfully over the past ten years (other than Survivor) has been Big Brother. I had always said that the ONLY reality game show I could ever see myself on would be Big Brother. Heck, they just announced a month or two ago that they were FINALLY going to start casting the Canadian version of Big Brother and I got a bit excited (the fiance said “no”…so I guess I”ll just have to remain a couch fan for now).

So this season of Big Brother started off a little bit bland. Sure, there were twists (four previous Big Brother players were brought in to be “coaches” to a team of players where the winning player would get $500,000 and the winning coach would get $125,000), but overall things didn’t really get interesting until the coaches entered the game as players (you KNEW that was going to happen).

Dan Gheesling is a high school football coach who won Big Brother in 2008. He  was brought back to the house as a coach and jumped at the chance to play the game one more time. As the game continued on, he dodged the occasional bullet but eventually found himself on the block and was pretty much guaranteed a trip to the Big Brother “jury house” (i.e. the final seven players who would vote to decide who wins the money).

While going through a 24-hour isolation penalty of sorts, Dan came up with one of the most incredible plans ever devised inside the house. This plan, though, would also mark the direction Dan’s game would take over the remainder of the summer.

I can’t begin to adequately describe how “Dan’s Funeral” played out if you don’t follow the show. Just trust me when I say it was the single-most incredible game-play I’ve ever seen on pretty much any reality show.

Ever.

As he was saved from the chopping block, he began to lie more and more to prevent himself from going back up. He swore on his wife…he swore on family heirlooms…he swore on the bible. And each week he would cause the back-stabbing eviction of somebody blindsided and thinking they were safe from eviction for yet another week.

Dan ended up making it to the end (honestly, I think he was brilliant in how he played everybody off each other). He was brought to the final two by an uber-fan named Ian who didn’t have great social gameplay, but had won competitions when it was required. Dan even lied in order to make it to the final two, admitting that he wouldn’t have taken Ian if he had been given the opportunity.

In the end, Dan lost as he only got one vote from the evicted house guests. They were absolutely appalled by Dan’s gameplay and immoral actions with lying and back-stabbing. Even though Dan apologized and said that he did whatever he had to do in order to make it to the end of the game, they didn’t feel his gameplay warranted winning $500,000.

So at the end of the day, can anything be learned from this? Is it as simple as saying “no bad deed goes unpunished”?

No, I think it’s more complex than that. Y’see, the most interesting part of Big Brother is the human element. It’s seeing how people act in a confined space without any contact with the outside world. It’s seeing the things people will say and do in order to win a large sum of money.

Anybody who follows Dan’s website, Twitter, or Facebook page knows that he is a positive, honest, trustworthy individual who is admired by the kids that he coaches and by those who know him as a person. He played an incredibly dirty game full of lies and deceipt because he wanted, ultimately, to benefit himself and his family.

Does that justify how Dan played the game? I guess it’s all in how you look at it.

Before you sit back and judge a person for how they play the game in one of these reality shows, also take a close look at the person behind the gameplay. Dan never sat back and trash-talked his house mates. He never reveled in the sorrow of others. He simply did what he felt he needed to do in order to win the game.

Tackling a wide receiver just after he catches the ball is no big deal when you’re playing football. Tackling someone as they’re crossing the street in front of a convenience store is slightly illegal. What’s the difference? You’re doing one of those things in the context of a game where the other takes place in “real life”.

Does this now justify how Dan played the game? To me, it does. Nobody got hurt. In fact, when all was said and done the worst injury caused by Dan’s play was a bruised ego. So many players on these shows talk about how they don’t want to “sell their soul” for money and want to play with integrity, but does that really mean anything? If the only thing hurt is their feelings, why should they feel superior to somebody else because they didn’t play a “dirty game”?

At the end of the day, reality television isn’t really reality. Any thoughts on morality need to be kept out of reality television and kept into reality.

Congrats, Dan. I was a fan previously, but now I’m on the Team. #TeamDan


Survivor Samoa: Ep.03 – The Art of the Verbal Bitch Slap

"It's him or me." - Jaison

"It's him or me." - Jaison

Right out of the gate, Jaison is adamant about wanting Ben out of the game for how he acted at tribal council.  I can’t say that I blame him…he’d be my top target, as well.  Even without personal feelings involved, it’s just a smart strategic move.

Over at Galu, the only interesting bit of video we could see was four tribal members performing yoga while Shambo disapproved.  C’mon…that’s ALL the interesting video we can get from that tribe?  Seriously?

Russell, back on Foa Foa, was causing more havoc and loving each and every second of it.  He planted seeds with Ben and Ashley and then sat back and watched two more people go after each other.  Unbelievable, this guy.  He might be a jackass and he might be a complete douchebag, but right now he’s proving himself to be a hell of a player.

Yet another physical challenge

Yet another physical challenge

After 20 minutes of nothing much, the reward/immunity challenge was up next.  It was another physical challenge, but the good news is that everybody got swimsuits as a “reward” of sorts…meaning that we didn’t have to see anybody sitting around in dirty underwear anymore.

Galu pretty  much destroyed Foa Foa in this challenge (yet again) and won both immunity and reward (some pillows and blankets).  In addition, Russell S chose Shambo to go visit the Foa Foa tribe and sit-in on their tribal council…and Shambo got a clue from Probst to a non-available immunity idol in the Foa Foa camp.

And before you think Russell H might talk his way into trouble somehow before Tribal, know that he ended up sitting out of the challenge…hence he wasn’t even seen as a factor in Foa Foa’s losing.

So now it becomes Ben & Russell vs. Ashley & Jaison.  Who’d be going home?  Ben or Ashley??

Shambo likes Foa Foa

Shambo likes Foa Foa

Now Shambo made a completely different impression upon Foa Foa than Yasmin did previously.  She was as friendly as she possibly could be and immediately found herself thinking the grass is greener on the other side of the fence.  Of course, not everybody found her to be 100% genuine…even though she probably was.

Russell made a “deal” with Mick that if everybody voted Ashley out that night, that he’d promise to get Ben voted out the next time they arrived at Tribal Council.  To solidify his “trust”, Russell showed Mick his immunity idol…which got the exact reaction he was hoping to get.

This guy is impressing me more and more.

In a funny moment, Shambo appeared to have found the tree where the immunity idol was supposed to be…yet came out empty-handed.  It wasn’t really touched on, but it was picked up by the camera.

Shambo gets eaten by the immunity idol tree

Shambo gets eaten by the immunity idol tree

Tribal council was one of the most entertaining in awhile as Jaison held nothing back and called out Ben for the a**hole douchebag bully that he is.  As the conversation went on and on, Ben only dug himself deeper and deeper into a hole.  He couldn’t understand that his words could be interpretated as being racist.  He didn’t get that he was seen as a bully who talked down and tried to intimidate weaker players…especially the women.  Even when Ben attempted to mock Jaison a bit, Jaison mocked Ben right back and made him look ridiculous.

It really was incredible at just how much Jaison verbally bitch-slapped him and how Ben didn’t seem to care (or if he did, how he simply didn’t have the mental capacity to get into a war of words with a far more intelligent man).  Heck…Probst even gave Ben the opportunity to take back anything that he may have said, only for Ben to flat-out refuse.

Douche. Bag.

Needless to say, Ben was sent packing and Russell…in a move that he didn’t really like but had to do in order to not cause any mistrust with himself and the tribe…had to vote Ben off.  And needless to say, the result of the vote left a smile on my face.

Ben goes home

Ben goes home

Random Thoughts:

  • Russell S made a poor choice when he took blankets and pillows over a tarp for his tribe.  Sure, the women are happy…but as mentioned, when it rains what’s going to be better for the tribe? He may have made friends in the women, but the guys looked at him a lot differently.
  • I’m all for doing whatever to pass the time when there’s nothing to do, but performing yoga instead of gathering food, water, and/or wood for the fire is absolutely deserving of my mocking.
  • I mock them. They can consider themselves mocked.
  • Is it wrong that I’m overly happy that the men…Russell H specifically…are wearing shorts now instead of running around in their dirty underwear?
  • Any more losses on Foa Foa and there’s going to be a “tribal mix-up” where they even the teams out.  And the way Foa Foa is playing, that’s going to happen sooner rather than later.

The first half of this week’s episode wasn’t that entertaining, to be honest.  But tribal council more than made up for it.  Jaison made tremendous points and made Ben look like a fool without coming across as petty.  He was eloquent, well-spoken, and had zero problem mocking Ben to his face for being the douchebag that he is.  That totally made this yet another fun episode.

And in the spirit of cross-promoting, if you get the chance today check out Colette’s Bitchy Survivor Blog.

What were your thoughts?


Survivor Samoa: Ep.02 – Knowing when to STFU.

I don’t even know how to begin with this review.  I mean, I had a couple of sentences already written down describing what happened over the first few minutes…but then the improbable became probable.

Russell H. was bragging to the cameras about wanting to find an immunity idol.  He said that nobody in the history of Survivor had ever found an immunity idol before without getting a clue first.  Where this guy is (apparently) not really out for the money and is only in it to play the game as hard as he can, he pretty much knew that there had to be an immunity idol somewhere around camp.

And wouldn’t you know he f*cking FOUND IT!!!??!!!

Russell with the idol

Russell with the idol

I was blown away.  Not even 15 minutes into the second episode and this guy…this villain…has already found something that can make him safe.  He was searching all over camp and found a tree with a hollowed-out stump.  He was looking in it when his fellow tribe members asked him what he was doing.  He told then flat out: “I’m looking for the immunity idol”.  Then they started gathering around him and around the tree.  HE FOUND IT, stuffed it in his underwear, and walked away undetected.

Unbelievable.

The women were CRAZY!!

The women were CRAZY!!

The big immunity/reward challenge (it’s been combined thus far) was a physical challenge…kinda like basketball meets rugby meets wrestling.  The guys were “in the pit” first and it was getting nasty.  But it was in the second round where the women were REALLY hitting hard.  A hard tackle, a shot to the face…they weren’t holding anything back.  In fact, before the third round started Jeff Probst actually told everybody that they were now officially warned…the next “cheap shot” would get them thrown out of the challenge.

It didn’t take long for Jeff to stop the game and toss somebody out.

Ben's cheap shot

Ben's cheap shot

Ben threw a cheap kick at Russell S. and was immediately called-out by Probst.  He then made a note of telling everybody that it was the first time anybody had ever been kicked out of a challenge before.  After the fourth round, Galou had won reward (fishing gear) and immunity.

Russell S, as leader of the Galou tribe, was given the task of picking somebody from his own tribe to go back with Foa Foa and then attend their tribal council…an in-the-open spy.  He chose Yasmin.

Mike being taken to hospital and out of Survivor: Samoa

Mike being taken to hospital and out of Survivor: Samoa

This is where things got interesting as Mike was completely winded by the final round and was looking to be in pretty rough shape as the Galou tribe made their exits.  In fact, Probst made Mike stick around so he could be attended by the medical staff. Unfortunately, the medics on hand deemed that Mike’s heart wouldn’t be able to withstand the game…and thus, Mike became the 2nd person eliminated from Survivor: Samoa.

Oh…but that’s not the end.

Probst mentioned that there would STILL be a tribal council the following night and Yasmin would still be going to visit with the other tribe.  With Betsy on Russell’s bad side and Ben getting kicked out of the challenge when he was desperately needed, voting was going to be extremely interesting.

Yasmin...seriously...STFU

Yasmin...seriously...STFU

Wow…Yasmin got back to the Foa Foa camp and just went off!  She told everybody that she “wanted to help” because she didn’t like “taking candy from a baby” and told them that their “strategy was lacking” and wanted to talk directly to Ben in private.

WTF???

Needless to say, the tribe wasn’t overly impressed by this show of arrogance.  What’s funny is that Yasmin then read a clue that was given to her before arriving in the camp which told her about the hidden immunity idol at Foa Foa…the one that Russell now held. I had to laugh a bit.

Ben vs Yasmin

Ben vs Yasmin

Yasmin and Ben then got into a loud argument.  It was insane.  That let to Ben saying a LOT of really ridiculous things that should get him a TON of hate-mail. Let’s just say that Russell isn’t the only villain on this show, anymore.

Tribal Council was interesting…it boiled down to Betsy vs. Ben.  But Ben’s mouth really was shooting off.  He said that he didn’t know he had to play by Jeff’s “sissy rules”, which got a bit of a rise out of Probst.  In the end, though, it was Betsy that was the second person voted out of Survivor: Samoa.

Betsy: 2nd person voted off of Survivor: Samoa

Betsy: 2nd person voted off of Survivor: Samoa

Random Thoughts:

  • Yasmin needs to STFU. Period. The end.  I couldn’t believe how she handled going to the other tribe’s camp.  Instead of trying to blend and be approachable, she was a douchebag.  She’s VERY soon to go from the game, I think.
  • Ben acted like a douchebag and spoke like one…calling Jasmine a “hooker”.  Then came this brilliant piece of wisdom: “She’s ghetto trash, plain and simple. She needs to go back to eating ketchup sandwiches and drinking Kool-Aid.” Wow.
  • I have NO idea what’s really going on in the other camp because 90% of the show is focusing on Russell and the Foa Foa tribe.
  • Betsy, the police officer, quietly sang “Bad boys, bad boys, watcha gonna do…” when writing down Ben’s name.
  • Russell H appears to be trusting Jaison at the moment and even told him about having the immunity idol, which is odd…but the preview of next week’s episode shows that trust is short-lived.

All-in-all, this was a lot of fun to watch.  Say what you will, but only two episodes in and this is already one of the most entertaining seasons of Survivor yet!

What were your thoughts?


Big Brother season 11 review

The cast of Big Brother 11

The cast of Big Brother 11

I’ve been a fan of Big Brother since its inception. I’ve watched almost every single episode of every single season with only a few exceptions (the last three episodes of the “All Star” season being a prime example). While I’m not stalker-ish to want to pay to watch their live feeds or “Big Brother After Dark”, I consider myself a pretty big fan of the show.

Jordan Lloyd -- winner of Big Brother 11

Jordan Lloyd -- winner of Big Brother 11

So having said that, let me be clear when I say that Jordan Lloyd is the most improbable Big Brother winner they’ve ever had.

Don’t get me wrong…I loved watching Jordan this year and I truly believe that she is one of the most friendly, genuine people they’ve ever had on the show. And I don’t want anybody to confuse the words “improbable” with “undeserving”…but with the exception of the last week, she did absolutely NOTHING during the course of the entire season. Her “country bumpkin” personality isn’t an act…that’s truly who she is. Her intelligence? Well…I think to say she’s no Einstein wouldn’t be a stretch. In fact, up until the competition she won against Natalie last week, I really didn’t think she could win anything at all on her own because she was that dumb. She still may be, but she was smart enough when it counted.

And as much as I enjoyed Russell as a player, the fact that he called her “fat” really bothered me over the course of the season. Even during an evening meal out with my parents last night brought forth my dad telling me that he thought Jordan had gained weight over the summer.

I’m stunned, people.

Jordan is drop-dead gorgeous. She has curves but is FAR from being anything close to fat. If you can rock a bikini, you’re not fat. Period. Just because she’s not a toothpick doesn’t mean she’s not stunningly beautiful. But maybe that’s what our society has come to…analyzing everybody and expecting perfection when, in reality, very few of us look that way and most people throwing stones don’t have a place to do so.

Anyway, so let’s review: Jordan is kinda dumb, very beautiful, and super-friendly. Not really the kind of winner Big Brother ends up with…but she made her case pretty well last night (in between her super-long ramblings that went on and on and on) and if I were sitting on the fence, I would have probably voted for her based on her arguments. Of course, Russell and Kevin both thought that they were voting “strategically”…but Natalie did nothing of note in the house except lie to everybody about everything and only won one competition. Not really the stuff made of BB champions.

At the end of the day, this was a pretty interesting season. It wasn’t the best season by any means, but here are some of my highlights:

  • “The Square Root of All Evil” Ronnie.  This guy played too hard too early and got burned HARD for his efforts. You can play both sides, but to burn half the house in the first two weeks just isn’t a smart play. Normally the harder you play, the quicker you exit.
  • “The psycho” Chima. Please…to see absolutely NONE of the house guests defending her at all last night speaks volumes. This woman was a primadonna and really shouldn’t have been in the house in the first place. Thousands of people would love to be on this show and to simply give up a legitimate chance at $500,000 and act like a bratty school girl elicits ZERO sympathy or empathy from me. She deserved the boot and I was happy to see her go.
  • “The sneak in your bedroom while you sleep and stare at you stalker” Lydia. Tell me that Jessie won’t feel a bit uncomfortable when he watches the show back and sees Lydia sneaking into his Head of Household room while he slept just to stare at him. CREEPY.
  • The “coup d’etat”-using Jeff. Definitely a fantastic power play and the smartest move of the game. Well…the 2nd smartest.
  • “The lie” from Kevin & Natalie. THIS, my friends, was the smartest move of the game. Poor Jeff…sitting there with Jordan believing that Kevin would never lie to him. With one more week in the house another power player like Natalie could have been evicted. Even if Russell had come after him two weeks later, at least Jeff would have had a better chance getting to the end knowing he was going to be attacked up front instead of being stabbed in the back and not seeing it coming.
  • Ahhh yes…Mr. “both my muscles and my ego are bigger than my brain” Jessie. This guy is a tool. He was a tool on previous Big Brothers and he’s a tool now. Is he an attractive guy? I would think so, yeah. But you have GOT to be turned off when you hear him talk, right? C’mon ladies…I would think that you’d be smart enough to see through the looks. Wouldn’t you? I mean, Jordan’s hot but I could never date her…she’s just too dumb for me. Isn’t it the same thing? Looks can only take you so far.

I’m such a reality-show whore. I cannot wait as Survivor: Samoa starts tomorrow night and The Amazing Race starts up again on the 27th. Bring it on!!


10 Honest Things

Honest Scrap awardI was going through my Google Reader after Sunshine left yesterday and found that one of my favorite bloggers, Morgan at ModernMarriedMomma, had tagged me for an “award”.

This is the first time I’ve ever been given an “award” like this so it’s pretty cool.  Of course, I’ve been nominated for Hottest Daddy Blogger (c’mon and vote!!) but I’ve never been given one of these ‘blog memes’ before…so I figure I might as well give it a shot, right?

So then I read the description of what this award is all about:

“The Honest Scrap award is given by other bloggers who consider a blog’s content or design to be brilliant.  The awardee must then post ten honest things about themselves and pass the award on to other bloggers who fit the bill – in other words, whose blog is brilliant.”

I’m very flattered, for sure.  I very much appreciate Morgan thinking my blog’s content and/or design is “brilliant” in any way, shape, or form.  I then looked at her list and figured out what I wanted to do with mine.

So without further adu, here are my 10 Honest Things:

  1. I was a club DJ between 1991 and 1999. Also during that time, I was a DJ (and even program director for six months) on my university’s radio station.  In fact, my dream was to always become a radio DJ…except I had a chance to go to university on my dad’s dime as long as I took business, so that’s the road I took.
  2. Where I finally got my degree

    Where I finally got my degree

  3. It took me 8 years to get my 4-year university degree. I’ll be the first to admit that I was extremely immature during my younger years, and I was kicked out of two different universities for having low GPA’s.  Kudos to my dad for continuing to dish out money until I finally smartened up and finished my Bachelor of Commerce degree.
  4. I’ve got two younger siblings…sort of. I’ve got an adopted sister who is five years younger than I am.  She and I have NEVER been close…nor will we.  Her first-born son ended up being adopted by my parents when she f*cked off as a teenager.  So, technically, my nephew is now my younger brother.  Because of our age difference, we’re also not very close.
  5. I’ve got two amazingly large fears: spiders and heights. I don’t think I’ll ever get over my arachnophobia, but I’m doing whatever I can to overcome my fear of heights by attacking those fears head-on.  Up next?  Tree-Go, I think.
  6. Hey...it was the early 80's!

    Hey...it was the early 80's!

    I used to play the organ as a kid. In fact, I was even given an award for being so good at age 10 (or thereabouts).  I told Sunshine over the weekend that I played the organ over the weekend and she laughed.  Is it really so lame?  I mean, considering it was the early 80′s and all.  LOL…yeah…it is.

  7. I’m drifting away from “normal television”. In other words, I’m a reality junkie.  And it’s not just stuff like Survivor or Big Brother, either.  I only watch a few “normal” television shows like CSI and House.  Everything else is Deadliest Catch or Cities Of The Underworld or Ghost Hunters or “classics” like American Idol or The Amazing Race.  I don’t know why, but scripted television rarely grabs my attention anymore.  There’s just something about life that is much more interesting to me.
  8. If I don’t make my bed or shower every day, I feel guilty. Maybe that makes me a nerd…maybe that makes me “normal”.  I dunno.  I’m not an overly clean guy (i.e. NOT a neat-freak), so these two habits seem a bit odd to me…but necessary, nonetheless.
  9. Even if you DID pick me out of this picture, I would never admit to it.

    Even if you DID pick me out of this picture, I would never admit to it.

    I got my online username from an insult during a high school pageant. See, my dad ran a pizza restaurant for about 20 years.  During much of this time, I worked for him (started as a dish washer while in  high school and finishing up as manager just nine years ago). In tenth grade, I was entered into the high school pageant as “Junior Prince”.  When I walked out in my “casual dress” outfit of sweater and khakis, I heard a few catcalls of “Pizza Joe”!!  It was a dual insult: “pizza-face” because of my acne and “Joe” because that’s my dad’s name.  As time went on, I just ran with it.  To this day, my really good friends from my hometown still call me “ZAH”, which is my online username.

  10. The "PIZZAH"-mobile: circa 1989

    The "PIZZAH"-mobile: circa 1989

    I had a (very pathetically cheesy) personalized license plate in high school. In an ongoing effort to “get over” my nickname, I had a personalized plate on my 1989 Pontiac Sunbird that said  ”PIZZAH”.  I liked it so much that I even kept it on the car during my first year of university.  Looking back, it was a horribly embarrassing thing to do.

  11. Before becoming a blogger, I led a “secret online life”. I’ll admit it here…I was a writing for a wrestling website.  Yes…”professional wrestling”.  Long story short, I became a fan of wrestling in the very late 70′s and was hooked around 1985 when WWF became syndicated across the globe.  In 2005, whether because I was searching for something I wasn’t getting in my ‘real’ life or because I just needed an outlet for my creativity, I started writing for a website called the Pro Wrestling Torch (trust me…you do NOT want a link).  WorldWrestlingInsanityAfter a very brief stint there, I was asked to write for a site called World Wrestling Insanity (the name for the website was because the webmaster had written a book under the same name) under my online username, ZAH (i.e. the same username I took from my high school years). I wrote for the website and provided downloadable audio programs for over three years.  I quit in February of this year because I just felt like I didn’t have the desire to write about, talk about, or even watch wrestling anymore.  Maybe I grew up…maybe I burned myself out…maybe I just found my blog to be a much more fulfilling form of creative outlet.  Whatever the reason, “ZAH” is no longer an active writer but Canadian Bald Guy is alive and well.

Whew!  I feel cleansed.  Or something.  Whatever…it’s now time to pass this award on.  Here are the bloggers that I’d like to pass the Honest Scrap Award along to:


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