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Molding A Musical Mind

Music is one of my passions in life…whether it’s classic rock or hip hop or even a club tune, I’m just a massive fan of music in general as it means so much to me.

As I see Ankle Biter listening to various music on the radio and in my car (of different genres), I thought I’d take a quick look back at my own childhood thru to adulthood to see what music has truly molded my musical mind.

1. Double Platinum – KISS

I may have mentioned once or twice before that I am a long-time KISS fan. In fact, I went into great detail at one point explaining just how and why I became a fan. Needless to say, this album was the first one I ever owned and it completely changed my life. And it’s never been about the make-up, either…because at the time I didn’t even know they wore make-up. I was just a six-year-old kid fascinated by this incredible music that I was hearing.

From Strutter to Firehouse to Cold Gin to Deuce…this record is absolutely my all-time favorite and didn’t only make me a KISS fan, but it made me a music fan.

2. Hysteria – Def Leppard

Yes…I got caught up in the hysteria of this album when it released back in ’87. I thought there was a blueprint to how a hard rock record should sound. This, however, broke all stereotypes. Never had the “pop-rock-metal” fusion sounded so good. And it wasn’t just one a few songs, but the entire frickin’ album was great.

This album is one of those “never be able to top again” types but I’ll tell ya…it doesn’t get much better than the title track, Armageddon It, or the incredibly catchy Pour Some Sugar On Me. Just some great music all around.

3. Gordon – Barenaked Ladies

Okay…you may be asking yourself, “What? Really?” But for me, no other album spoke to me as a university student like this record.

Some people claim that they were a fan of a band from the very beginning. Well, in storage I’ve still got the independently released cassette that they sold before they got a record deal. So yeah…I’ve been a fan of this band since the very beginning.

This album spoke to me because it was catchy…it was fun…and the songs were written from the perspective of somebody my own age. Hello CityWhat a Good BoyBrian WilsonIf I Had $1,000,000…each of these songs meant something to me.

Useless trivia fact: I first grew a goatee because I wanted to look more like Steven Page after watching this video.

4. Dookie – Green Day

I can’t even begin to tell you how many times I’ve listened to this record. Again, this was a band whose record spoke to me…and again, it was primarily because we were the same age and the songs grabbed my attention like a slap in the face.

I had heard a few songs from their previous record, Kerplunk, while in university and was immediately intrigued. It wasn’t until I heard the first few power chords of Basket Case, however, that I really felt that I needed to pay attention to this band.

I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it’s lack of sex
That’s bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life’s a bore
So quit my whining cause
It’s bringing her down

Maybe I didn’t know how depressed I actually was at the time, but at a time when bands like Nirvana was making depression “hip”, Green Day made things real in a very fun, cool-sounding way (isn’t that what punk music is supposed to be about?). Songs like Basket Case, When I Come Around, She (my personal favorite), and Longview all made me believe in rock music again.

5. Reckless – Bryan Adams

Okay…to some of you this might be a bigger surprise than the Barenaked Ladies choice. But to me, Bryan Adams epitomizes everything that is great about rock’n'roll.

One man…a t-shirt…jeans…a guitar…melody…a catchy hook…a chorus you can sing to…a beat.

Rinse. Lather. Repeat.

Bryan Adams has yet to release a bad record. And much like Waking Up The Neighbours (a very close second pick to Reckless), this record was awesome from the first song to the last.

Run To You, Heaven, Summer of ’69, Kids Wanna Rock, Somebody…I can’t just pick out one fantastic song as my favorite.

I don’t care what anybody says…this album rocked my teenage years.

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What about you? What albums shaped your life growing up?


Confessions from a Cubicle

Confessions from a CubicleSometimes I drift off at work a bit. It’s not like I actually fall asleep or anything…I just let my mind wander. But sometimes on a break or during lunch I’ll hear or read something online that sticks with me.

What I do is just jot something down and then finish these thoughts once I’m home. I haven’t done one of these in about a year and had a few minutes of downtime yesterday, so I decided to throw some thoughts on paper.

- I gotta admit that the X-Factor absolutely has me hooked. It’s a shame that more people aren’t getting into it more because it really combines the best of all other singing competitions and wraps it up into one big package. Of course, the UK version was the original that American Idol was based off of, so it’s not like this is a rip-off of anything else. This show is unique and fun and has a TON of talent. My pick to win it all is Josh Krajcik, but I’m not so sure after seeing the awful song choices his mentor, Nicole Scherzinger, gave her team last night. Hopefully his talent will overcome the poor music choices.

- Don’t ask me why, but for some reason Ankle Biter is totally into LMFAO right now. He has spent the last three months listening to “Party Rock Anthem” almost non-stop and watching the video a few hundred thousand times (he likes the “dancing zombies”). Now it’s time for the second single, and as soon as The Ex told him the song on the radio was by the same group who did “All Day Shufflin” (what he calls the first song), he went nuts for the song. Now I can’t NOT play it every single moment he’s sitting in my car. I can’t lie and say the song is terrible, though…so at least there’s that. It’s just weird to hear my five-year-old tell me that he’s “sexy and I know it”.

- So what does a Hollywood actress do when she’s broke and washed-up before aged 30?  Well, if you’re Lindsay Lohan you pose naked for Playboy to  the tune of almost one million dollars. I’m sorry, people…I know she has addiction issues and everything, but she’s also a talentless bimbo who thumbs her nose at the world because she’s a celebrity. I’m just waiting for the day when she FINALLY comes crashing back to earth and realizes that the world owes her nothing…that she needs to be in charge of her own life and make something of herself without relying on the paparazzi.

- How is it that KISS and Rush aren’t even NOMINATED for the Rock’n'Roll Hall of Fame, yet this year the noms include The Cure, Eric B & Rakim, The Spinners, Donna Summer, and War.  Wait…are you trying to tell me that The Cure has been more successful and more influential in the history of rock music (or the last 30 years of music, period) than either KISS or Rush??? No offense to Cure fans, but please…it’s ridiculous. I don’t get it…I really don’t. Mind you, this year includes nominations for the Beastie Boys, Guns’n'Roses, Heart, Joan Jett & the Blackhearts, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers. So I guess all isn’t lost.

- I haven’t seen a good movie in a movie theatre in a very long time. The last movie I saw in the theatres was The Smurfs, which was cute but not great. Sunshine suggested that we go to a movie this weekend…but I don’t see anything great playing that would make me want to dish out a ton of money. Puss ‘N’ Boots, maybe…but I don’t want to have to deal with the kiddies on opening weekend. And what’s worse is that I don’t see any movies coming up that even tickle my fancy except for Sherlock Holmes 2. I didn’t even care for the summer blockbusters from this year (Green Lantern was “meh” and Transformers 3 was horrible). Is it just me?  Where have all the good movies gone?


CBG Memories: My First Music Purchase

As I mentioned previously, I’ve decided that every once in awhile I’ll tell a story from my life that (hopefully) my kids can enjoy some day when they’re older. It could be a funny story, a love story, a coming-of-age story, a morality tale, or even just a bunch of memories about a certain place or person. In the end, they’re just random stories that will ultimately give my kids an idea of who their father was.

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I’m pretty sure that I’m not alone when I say that I used to be VERY familiar with the old Columbia House Records & Tapes club.  I mean, these advertisements were everywhere…you just couldn’t escape them.

So here I was…an eleven year old kid…and I had dreams of listening to the music that I wanted to listen to, not the country music that my parents listened to (love the Oak Ridge Boys and all, but I had differing tastes even at a young age).

I remember (vaguely) filling out my first form without telling mom and dad.  I mean, 11 cassettes for only a penny!!  How awesome was that??  I could afford that, right?  And realistically, buying the remaining 9 cassettes over three years at “regular club prices” didn’t seem that difficult to me.

You can only imagine my parents’ surprise when the wrapped box arrived with my name on it.

I don’t remember all of the cassettes that I ordered in that first shipment…I only remember ONE:

Without a word of lie, I’ve still got this cassette somewhere in my shed.  All the others are gone, but for whatever reason I just can’t seem to bring myself to throw it out (forgetting the fact that I don’t even have a cassette player anymore).

I joined and canceled Columbia House numerous times over the next decade…thinking it was a steal of a deal.  I can’t tell you how many times I’d forget to send back their form in the mail and ended up receiving a cassette (or later a cd) that I didn’t really want.  It was quite the operation they had going.

But I remember with 100% certainty that “Lick it up” was my first musical purchase.  I’ve always wondered why it stuck with me and how I was able to remember.  So I guess that leads me to a question for you…

Do you remember your first musical purchase? If you do, what was it?


Confessions from a Cubicle

Confessions from a CubicleSometimes I drift off at work a bit. It’s not like I actually fall asleep or anything…I just let my mind wander. But sometimes on a break or during lunch I’ll hear or read something online that sticks with me.

What I usually do is just jot something down and then finish these thoughts once I’m home. Things were a bit slow on Friday, and I had a bit of down-time last night once Sunshine went home after another awesome weekend together, so with that free time I decided to throw some random thoughts on paper.

And for whatever reason, people seem to enjoy my random take on the world…

- Man vs Food.  OMG…I’m absolutely in love with this show.  And here’s the thing: I totally realize that this show is wrong in every way. I mean, this guy is shoveling food into his mouth all over the country yet I just can’t get enough of it.  It’s TOTALLY a guilty pleasure.

- At the risk of getting into an argument again with Sunshine about Lindsay Lohan, let me just say that she FINALLY did the right thing a couple of weeks ago by tweeting an admission of her guilt from failing some drug tests and then on top of it all, she finally checked herself into rehab.  All along through the months and months of nonsense, I just wanted her to take some responsibility for her actions instead of trying to act like her sh*t didn’t stink.  Well…now she’s got another date with a judge and some possible jail time. And let’s face it…it’s not like she can act or anything.  She’s NOT a talented actress by any stretch (did you see her attempt to act in a skit with Chelsea Handler at the MTV Awards last month?), so whether or not she acts again isn’t really a focus here (or at least it shouldn’t be).  It’s having her get clean and staying clean.  Maybe she can pull off a Robert Downey?

- And since we’re on the subject of Lohan, why doesn’t that crack-whore Paris Hilton ever get the same crap that Lindsay does?  She was actually busted WITH cocaine in her possession??  I just don’t get why she seems to get a free pass and can get off without receiving any jail time.  I mean, she’s obviously another one who has a problem.  Maybe my daughter was right…maybe having money really does mean you can do anything you want.

- Survivor does not look that great this year.  I’ve watched the first episode and the third episode and I gotta say…this REALLY looks boring.  Old people vs young people?  Meh.  Plus, nobody really looks that intriguing…and above all else, it’s the people you put on the island that makes the show interesting.  So yeah…this year, I think I’m skipping it.

- There aren’t very many movies coming up that are looking very appealing.  There are a few, though…


- X-Factor: I’ll be totally straight with you…if this show is pretty much the same once it debuts in U.S. television in fall 2011 as it is currently on the U.K. version, then I’m absolutely switching over from American Idol. There is just something different…more fun…with X-Factor than with AI. At least with the audition process (done in front of a live arena audience!).  Their “boot camp” looks like “Hollywood week”, but then the finalists are divided up into groups and sequestered with one of the judges for personal instruction and further cuts.  It’s just a very different feel than AI, which is REALLY getting stale.  Anyway…I’m doing my best to keep up with the newest season of the U.K. version via downloading.  It’s extremely entertaining.

- Should I be bothered that my daughter called me a day late to wish me a happy birthday?  I mean, she called…which she hadn’t done the previous two years (at least)…so that should be good enough, right?  It was a VERY quick conversation, though.  I just get the feeling that I’ve turned into that single dad that the child doesn’t really want to talk to or visit but does because they’re told to.  I don’t want to sound like I’m putting myself down or anything, but that’s just the view I see from my end.

- How in the world are KISS and Rush NOT in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, yet some of the class of 2011 nominees are Chic, Donovan, Dr. John,  Darlene Love, Donna Summer, and Tom Waits?  I mean, are these nominees really that much better than KISS and Rush?  Now don’t get me wrong, there are some VERY good nominees this year: Alice Cooper, Beastie Boys, Bon Jovi, J Geils Band, LL Cool J, and even Neil Diamond. But it’s just crazy to me how some people get nominated and others don’t.


My Top 10 Websites of 2009

I recently discussed my favorite blogs of 2009. Obviously, I visit more than just blogs during my internet travels. I figured it’s year-end, might as well make another list, right?

So here they are, my favorite 10 websites of 2009:

1. PostSecret
Sunshine
is the one who turned me onto this particular website. And honestly, if it weren’t for finances, I probably would have gotten a book or two for her for Christmas. This website is a weekly addiction for me now. For those unaware, PostSecret is an ongoing community mail art project in which people mail their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard. Sometimes these secrets can really hit home, others they can really amuse. Either way the majority of postcards shown are fascinating. Give it a couple of weeks (it’s only updated once a week on Sundays) and try to NOT be addicted.

2. Screen Rant
There are a LOT of entertainment sites out there. For me, though, this one hits all cylinders. Basically, this site scours the internet looking for rumors and stories about upcoming/current/past television shows and movies. If you wanted to know the ins and outs of the movie industry (including movie reviews and box office analysis), then this is the site for you. It’s updated all the time and always includes great links to movie trailers, as well. Basically, it’s a one-stop-shop for movie/entertainment news.

3. FAILblog
You’ve all seen these pics. Somebody does something stupid and the word “FAIL” is imprinted on the photo for the world to see. Well, this site provides examples of that on a daily basis. I absolutely love this site because…well…I guess I don’t really know why. It’s kinda cruel and mean-spirited. Ahh well…that’s just who I am, I suppose. Here are some examples:

4. What Would Tyler Durden Do?
This is an “iffy” pick for me. I mean, most of the time I really love this guy’s sense of humor. Then there are times when he’s calling women fat when, in reality, they’re still more attractive than 90% of “real women” out there (ex: Jennifer Love Hewitt). But still, this site is a daily addiction for me. It’s a site that makes fun of celebrities, but I don’t find it nearly as trashy as TMZ or that Perez douchebag.

5. There, I Fixed It
This website focuses on kludge. What’s that, you ask? Well, kludge is an ill-assorted collection of poorly matching parts that form a distressed whole. Need more info? Just check these out and I’m sure you’ll understand why I love this website:

6. This Is Why You’re Fat
The name of the website says it all, doesn’t it? You want to know why you’re fat? Here are some reasons…

7. KISS Army News
I would have never visited this site repeatedly in 2009 if I hadn’t attended a KISS concert over the summer. I’m not going to go into any long-winded detail about how much I love this band and what this concert meant to me, but suffice it to say that if you wanted to know ANYTHING about KISS or it’s former members, this is the website to visit.

8. Popeater
Call this the “polite TMZ”. This is another entertainment website but they’re actually nice to people (for the most part). I dunno…I just prefer this over the majority of celeb-sites out there.

9. WebUrbanist
WebUrbanist is part of an independent online publishing group that aims to educate and fascinate. They show all things urban: from urban design to subversive art and strange architecture. I remember first being turned onto their site via their look at abandoned cities and then my love of their site just grew exponentionally from there. Truly an amazing site.

10. Cake Wrecks
Quite simply, this is a website that is gallery after gallery of deformed, distasteful, and bizarrely decorated wedding and birthday cakes. Need some holiday examples?


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