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I want a FUN Friday…dammit!

Ugh.

After being depressed most of this past week, I need something to make me smile.  I mean, I’ve got the Ankle Biter all weekend and I want to prepare for his arrival with smiles and a spring in my step.  In fact, I was all set to do a whole “Twitter Tale” thingy last night when the news came in about Michael Jackson’s passing.

Wow.

I grew up on this man’s music, both before and after…ummm…his change.  ANYWAY…I figured that because I wanted a FUN Friday that I would rather celebrate his life instead of posting an RIP retrospective or something like that.  So here goes…a Grammy performance (one of my all-time favorites) that seems too good to be live until the end, when you can tell it’s been him all along.  Rest in peace, Michael…you brought a lot of enjoyment to a lot of people:

Of  course, something else depressing happened yesterday and that was the passing of one of the most beautiful women of all time, Farrah Fawcett.  Again, I’d rather celebrate her life than mourn her death.  So in doing so, I need to admit that I absolutely had a young-boy crush on her.  I mean, how could any boy NOT have a crush after seeing “The Poster“???

THE Poster!

Ummm yeah. Damn...........

What else was out there that could make me happy?  Well, there was always the news that I could get a $1,000 loan in Latvia in exchange for my immortal soul.  I mean, that’s not too bad of a deal, eh?

OH…I put my name in to win a trip for two to take part in a live investigation with both Jason & Grant of Ghost Hunters.  I mean, that’s a pretty cool frickin’ prize, if you ask me.

Hmmm…what else could make me happy today?  Oh I know.  How about a picture of singer Katy Perry sitting in a bathtub with her private girly parts hidden only with a pizza?

Sounds good to me!!

Yes Sunshine...I do dream about you in this scenario.  Heh...

Yes Sunshine...I do dream about you in this scenario. Heh...

I know what else could bring a smile to my face.  How about a Burger King ad where they implicitly insinuate that this new burger of theirs is the equivalent of getting a blowjob?

Heh…don’t believe me?  THIS brought a smile to my face…

The BK 7-incher - the ad speaks for itself, doesn't it?

I MUST GET THIS SANDWICH!! heh...

But I’m not done.  I’m still slightly depressed.  I need a joke.  I need a joke from a late night talk show.  Preferably from someone’s monologue.

How about Jimmy Fallon?

Fallon set-upFallon punchline

That’s good, I gotta admit.  But I need something a bit more than a picture.  How ’bout some video some nobody wannabe supermodel giving NFL star Terrell Owens an absolute NSFW tongue-thrashing?

Heh…that made me laugh when I wasn’t cringing.  Props to T.O. for just sitting back and taking it.

Okay…I’m smiling now.  I need a bit more, though.

I need a picture of a drug dealer who stopped part-way through his hair appointment to set-up a drug deal but got arrested….yeah, I need that dude’s mug shot to cheer me up:

Crack is a helluva drug...

Crack is a helluva drug...

Mwahahahahaha….

I’m almost there (that’s what SHE said).

Where my son is turning 3 in September and is already a huge Star Wars fan, how about a movie review from a fellow 3-year-old?

Okay…to finish up here let’s post a pic of me yesterday posing brilliantly with the (not-yet-lit) Olympic torch, gearing-up to celebrate the 2010 winter Olympics that are taking place in Vancouver:

Pic of the week, peeps...

Pic of the week, peeps...

Okay…NOW I’m feeling better.  Hope everybody has a FUN FRIDAY!!


Twitter Tales……..kinda.

TwitterI gotta be honest…it’s been a crazy week and I haven’t really had the chance to keep up on Twitter as much as I normally do.  But I did have a bunch of links I wanted to share with everybody, with some found on Twitter and some found elsewhere.

So consider this a “kinda” Twitter Tales situation.  But really, it’s just me wanting to share the randomness that makes up my Blogosphere world…

  • Jimmy Fallon

    Jimmy Fallon

    Jimmy Fallon is one of the “new breed” of entertainer that is truly attempting to use all aspects of the new social media for self-promotion.  I’ll be honest…I’ve ended up watching his show a few times because of something he has tweeted.  Example?  Well, he tweeted about doing a skit with Laura‘s favorite singer, Dave Matthews.  How ’bout the Dave Matthews GPS???  On top of that, he tweeted about his attempts to create a “Saved By The Bell” reunion on his show.  His latest accomplishment?  Tweeting about getting Mark Paul Gosselaar to not only agree, but to appear on the show as ZACK MORRIS!!!!  I think Fallon’s show is definitely one to keep an eye on going forward.

  • Y’know, since I’m talking about late night talk shows, I gotta give HUGE props to Jimmy Kimmel.  Not only does he post a ton of videos on YouTube, but he allows them to be embedded!!!  I don’t know about you, but that gets HUGE bonus points from me.  I mean, how else could I post something awesome like this?
  • Modern Single Momma

    Modern Single Momma

    Okay, tonight is Modern Single Momma‘s bachelorette party.  Morgan is taking the plunge with Man From Kentucky.  Not only that, but the bachelorette party gonna be broadcast live on the internet and EVERYBODY IS INVITED!!  Is it wrong that I’m looking forward to this?  But on top of all that, it now appears as though the wedding itself will be broadcast online.  I mean, this is a better moment than when Frisco and Felicia got together!! (Okay…I’m totally showing my nerdiness and my age with that reference)  So I’m gonna do my best to show up…hope to see a lot of you there, too!

  • I love Redneck Mommy.  Her blog is one thing, but she really excels at tweets.  She just seems to have a knack for bringing a smile to my face in 140 characters or less…

Redneck Mommy

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger is now on Twitter.  Huh.
  • Ummm…at what point does a female celebrity baring her breasts considered NOT a big deal anymore?  Some topless photos from Britney Spears’ video shoot for Gimme More were released last week, and they showed her with little paint covering her jiggly bits.  Sure, she was going through her “unstable period” and everything, but are these pics really that big of a deal?  What’s the difference between this NSFW pic of Britney in comparison to this NSFW one of Christina Aguilera or this NSFW one of P!nk??  I just think people need to chill out.  I mean, they’re boobs…get over it…move on.
  • Hey, here’s something I thought people might enjoy.  It’s a video of the “100 Best Movie Lines in 200 Seconds”.  I don’t know if I’d really consider EVERY line one of the best, but it is quite the list.  And really…haven’t you got 200 seconds to spare?
  • Adam Lambert

    Adam Lambert

    Speaking of “moving on”, Adam Lambert officially came out in the latest edition of Rolling Stone magazine.  So there you have it…he’s gay.  Shocker, I know.  So now can we all please MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES???  I don’t think this should be a big deal, really.  The guy can sing…the guy has been offered a chance to sing with Queen…the guy just signed a record contract…and the guy has millions of fans.  The only reason to make a big deal about him being gay would be to discredit him or turn fans against him.  Otherwise, it really should be a non-issue.  Sometimes I really hate tabloids.  At least Rolling Stone has a bit of credibility to it.

  • Ummm…a group of people smashed the world record for “people dressed up as Smurfs”.  Seriously.
Ummm...a LOT of people with NOTHING better to do.

Ummm...a LOT of people with NOTHING better to do.

  • I absolutely love this new video from the Black Eyed Peas.  And no…it’s not just because I get to see Fergie’s butt in a thong in the video (although it certainly doesn’t hurt…heh).
  • I have absolutely no good reason for showing this picture other than it made me laugh today…
I'm TOTALLY asking this question the next time I play it...

I'm TOTALLY asking this question the next time I play...

  • Okay…call me a dork (although that would make T a dork, too), but this announcement by “Weird” Al Yankovic totally made my day.  I’m just hoping I can find the time in my totally busy schedule next week to participate:

Weird Al

  • Okay…ummm…I’m not much of a video game kinda guy.  But I can’t lie…this promotional video for the latest Star Wars game TOTALLY got me a excited…in a naughty way:
  • And finally, one more pic for no other reason than I like it…
It's good to be King...

It's good to be King...


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