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10 Things Making Me Smile Today

I’ve been in need of a smile lately. Badly.

So I spent some time last night looking around for reasons to smile and laugh and try to get my swagger back.  Trust me…it didn’t take long to find ten things and I ended up smiling a lot.

Hopefully you will, too…

1. Apparently November 17th was “Facebook Unfriend Day”. I had no idea, but thanks to Jimmy Kimmel and Biz Markie…now I know (and so do you!):

2.Tebowing.  Y’know, I’m not the biggest fan of Tim Tebow in the world, but I think the dude is a winner and I can appreciate why the NFL goes all crazy when talking about it…whether it be negative or positive. And while I initially thought that “Tebowing” was a ridiculous concept along the lines of “planking“, the sheer global span of this silly NFL-based photo-meme has got me pretty impressed.

You don’t have to “get it”…but you can certainly sit back and smile at the nonsense of it all. Just check out some of the places world-wide that “Tebowing” has been documented:

The Coliseum in Rome

Eiffel Tower in Paris, France

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Stonehenge

3. I’ve never been a very active kind of guy (shocker, I know), so even the thought of “parkour” is way beyond what I’d ever be capable of. But just try to sit back and not be absolutely blown away by what this young man is able to do with his body. It’s simply incredible:

4. Ummm…this made me laugh out loud at work today. Crude but funny.

For the record, I LOVE Sunshine's cooking!!

5. You all know that I’m a slight fan of the camera.  I can only wish that I had the patience to take a picture of myself every single day not just for one year, but for over FOUR years.  This is simply awesome…

6. Trust me…the $39.50 price tag seems a bit steep and it’s not within my budget, but knowing there is a CARBONITE CARRYING CASE makes this Han Solo flash drive pretty effin’ awesome.

7. I may have mentioned once or twice before that I not only love the US version of the X-Factor, but I first started watching the UK version of the X-Factor (the original show that inspired American Idol) last year and have continued to watch it this season, as well. During last season, one of my favorite performers was a spark-plug named Cher Lloyd. She was young and original…singing and rapping and was completely different than anything else I’d ever seen or heard.

She didn’t win the competition but was the first to come out with a hit single (the winner’s single didn’t do quite as well). Because I’m not up to date on the UK pop charts as much as I should be (insert sarcastic smiley here), I didn’t know that the single was released back in July and only heard it last week for the first time. I gotta be honest…I may be 39 but I’m absolutely LOVING this song. To me, it’s like a younger, newer version of Gwen Stefani’s “Hollaback Girl” without being that annoying.

8. Ummm…I don’t care who this is or why it’s there. At the end of the day, there is NO REASON why a Buzz Lightyear toy should be up somebody’s ass. At all.

9. Listen…I’m not the biggest Nickelback fan in the world, but I am, indeed, a fan. I know that everybody and their dog (seemingly) hates them because it’s the “cool” thing to do, but I really enjoy their music and to me that’s the bottom line.

They are scheduled to perform tomorrow night during the big Green Bay / Detroit Thanksgiving NFL game at halftime, and there has been a TON of backlash from NFL fans.  So Funny or Die decided to try to take advantage of the situation. 

And really…why not? You gotta check it this:  NICKELBACK RESPONDS!

10. And finally there’s me. Seriously…most of the day I forget I even have this bloody moustache on my face. Then I go to use the washroom and get startled when I look in the mirror. It’s fun, it’s silly, and it’s ridiculous.

So what about you? Anything out there helping YOU smile today?


Now That We’ve Found Love

The world of celebrity is full of crazy nonsense at the moment and only proves that the internet is a wild and wonderful place.  But after writing this post, I think it’s obvious I need to get out more…

1. Dang it…I hate being at the age where artists I’ve enjoyed over the years end up passing away. It really sucks. Heavy D was only 44 years old and planning a new album and a comeback, so it’s very disheartening to learn of his passing.  I’d be remiss if I didn’t post my favorite song of his (and one of my all-time favorite hip-hop songs)…

2. Somebody tell me why Kim Kardashian (or ANY of the Kardashians) are popular beyond belief?  I mean, she is only known to anybody because she made a sex tape with a rapper (who was actually more popular than her at the time)…and now TMZ is following her every frickin’ breath because she wants out of her sham-only-for-money-and-publicity wedding? I just don’t get it. If she wasn’t so slutty, nobody would know who she was right now (or Paris Hilton, for that matter)…nor would they care.

3. I got quite the kick out of this video. I gotta say…this has never happened to me on a first date.  Or a second.  If fact, I don’t know if I’ve ever come right out and asked for one.  My loss, I’m sure.

4. Justin Bieber’s got his first paternity lawsuit.  Awwwwww…how cute.  I’m actually kind of torn on the whole thing. I mean, he’s taking a DNA test to prove he’s not the father and then plans on suing the accusor “to show there are consequences to making false accusations.” So in that regard, I say good on him for showing the crazies out there that people can’t just make up claims about celebrities in order to get their names in the paper or have a chance of making contact with the celebrity in question. 

But on the other hand, if he (as a 16-year-old kid at the time, mind you) actually took this girl (who was 19) into the washroom after his concert and banged her for 30 seconds before dumping her and moving on to the next concert as she claims, then as a dude I just gotta say…

I’m only kidding, people. Relax. Don’t hate me.

5. Conrad Murray found guilty of causing Michael Jackson’s death. Good. Here’s the thing…even if he somehow wasn’t found directly responsible for Jackson’s death, it’s glaringly obvious that everything he was doing for him (i.e. administering anasthetic privately in somebody’s home) was illegal in itself. So I’m just glad that they found him guilty of something because the guy has to pay for robbing the world of the greatest musical talent of my generation.

6. Sure…the video isn’t always in sync and there are probably better videos out there, but the fact that this was done in (almost) one take over the course of only one hour is quite impressive. Seriously…try watching this and NOT smiling at least once.

7. I take that back. Try watching THIS and not smiling at least once.


Twitter Tales: 04-16-09

Twitter

Twitter Tales

While not yet 100% sold on all of Twitter’s positives and benefits, I still find myself addicted to it.  

The thing that keeps me coming back over and over isn’t the possibility that I could end up with thousands of followers with whom I could start a web-based business with (or whatever the heck it is that those people do).  

No, the thing that brings me back multiple times every single day is clicking on links and reading and/or seeing things I’d otherwise never get a chance to read and/or see (not to mention getting some awesome fellow blogger updates).

So once again, it’s time to check out my (semi) weekly Twitter Tales:

  • Ashton Kutcher

    Ashton Kutcher

    I’m a little torn…not sure what to start off with first as there are a few different big items this week.  I think, though, one of the more fun things going on in Twitterville is the “war” between Ashton Kutcher and CNN.  Ashton wants to get to a million followers.  CNN almost has a million followers.  Ashton has said that he will prank-doorbell-ring Ted Turner’s house and run away if he gets a million before CNN.  Or something like that.  It’s all about fun at this point and it’s gaining momentum.  In fact, CNN’s own Larry King got involved and gave a little video saying that CNN would “bury” Kutcher.  At last count, CNN was still ahead by about 20,000 followers (give or take).  Not that it really matters…but it’s all in fun, right?  And on top of that, it gives more publicity to the social medium that seems to be taking over the internet (for now, at least).  Here’s the latest video from Ashton as he is now giving away prizes for the millionth follower:

  • Laura Bethea

    Laura Bethea

    Big shout-out to Laura for getting me turned on to Ghost Hunters.  I had never really given the show a chance until reading her weekly tweets on its awesomeness (like this one from last night, which just cracked me up).  Now?  Well now I’m hooked.  I absolutely LOVE this show.  I’ve seen every episode from this season and I’ve almost finished watching all of last season.  I guess I’ll work my way back to the beginning.

  • Jon Favreau

    Jon Favreau

    For fans of Iron Man, director Jon Favreau (who is an awesome director…see Elf) has been tweeting little bits about his on-set experience directing the sequel to last year’s blockbuster smash.  They just started filming last week and Favreau confirmed that Garry Shandling was going to be in the movie, along with also telling the world just how awesome Mickey Rourke is.  I like that he’s doing this…it’s interesting.  It’s almost like a behind-the-scenes segment for the DVD release…only in 140 characters or less.

  • Tila Tequila

    Tila Tequila

    A rather disturbing series of tweets by Tila Tequila took place recently.  And as of this writing, it hadn’t been confirmed whether or not her account was hacked or if she was truly considering a live internet suicide attempt.  It’s a locked Twitter account, so unless you’re accepted as a “follower” you won’t be able to see the post if I link it.  So I took a quick screen capture.  This really is disturbing.  If it’s fake, it totally shows the world that Twitter definitely needs to update its security measures because there’s no need for this.  If it’s real?  Then there’s a whole other batch of issues that need to be addressed for this woman.  Either way…it’s not the best publicity that Twitter would want to see:

Tila Tequila's disturbing tweets

  • Depot Dad

    Depot Dad

    One of my favorite single dad bloggers, Depot Dad, is starting to go through cancer treatment.  As someone who has seen my family hit by cancer pretty hard (my grandfather passed away, my 34-year old cousin passed away last year, my mom currently has a brain tumor), I’m really hoping that everything turns out well for DD.  He seems like a great guy and bloggers who have met him in person rave about him.  I’m hoping he continues to tweet and blog about this experience…he could really turn into a very loud yet soothing voice for a number of cancer survivors out there who don’t know where to turn to discuss what they’re going through.  Hat’s off to ya, DD!!  Stay strong!!

  • This has to be the funniest link of the week.  I’ll give props where it’s due…and this Funny or Die clip of Lindsay Lohan doing an eHarmony commercial ranks up there as one of the funniest viral clips I’ve ever seen.  Tremendous stuff.
  • Modern Single Momma

    Modern Single Momma

    Morgan (aka ModernSingleMomma) recently listed me as one of the “Who’s Who of Single Parents on the Web”.  VERY cool.  She’s actually got a whole week of “link love” going on…so please, by all means, drop by her blog and check it out.  I’m interested to see how the rest of the week goes.  OH…and if you’re like me…you’ll thoroughly enjoy watching her jump on a trampoline for five minutes straight.  Just sayin’.

  • Nicole Vulcan

    Nicole Vulcan

    Thanks to ModernSingleMomma’s blog-pimpin’ post, I came across a cool blog by Nicole Vulcan (I must say, she’s got a VERY cool last name…especially to an old dorky nerdy Trekker like myself). Anyway, Nicole happened to tweet about how her daughter recently sang the words to Beck’s “Loser”.  HA!!  I thought that was awesome and can’t wait for my own son to sing-along to songs like that.  Early 90′s alt rock FTW!! 

“Just woke up and was told how wonderful it is that my boobs are still perky. Yay for perky boobs with no bra.”

  • And to finish things off this week, I simply have to link-up to the YouTube video that’s being shown around the world.  The video of Susan Boyle.  Don’t know the story?  Well…just know that since the video hit YouTube on Saturday it’s been hit well over 10 million times (9 million on one post, 4 million on another, 1 million on another, etc.).  Heck…I’ve watched it four times today.  It’s truly an amazing story and an even more amazing performance.  Honestly…if you don’t get a tear in your eye or a lump in your throat, then I don’t know what else to tell you.  PLEASE WATCH THIS VIDEO.  You’ll thank me when you’re done.

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