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What I’d like for Christmas…

Y’know, I told Sunshine straight-up not to get me anything this year for Christmas. Financial times are tight and there’s more important things that we could be spending money on than each other. I mean, we’ll be waking up in each other’s arms on Christmas morning…what else could we possibly ask for?

Well…I decided to come up with a few things:

1. A light show like this for my own house!

Okay…that might be asking a little too much. I mean, the lights alone would cost a small fortune…not to mention the computer software required to match it all up with the music.  Oh…and my neighbors may not be overly thrilled about it, either.

Hmmm…what else could Sunshine get me for Christmas?

2. Assistance in becoming a champion!!

Wow…maybe not. While I may be an expert in the field, becoming a “champion” is just REALLY creepy.

Okay, how about…

3. A Lamborghini!!!  Well maybe not a brand new one, but I hear that there could be a deal on this particular model.  No?  That’s fine. I was thinking about getting a new computer monitor anyway. Just don’t send it via FedEx…

Wait…I’ve got it!!

4. A bedazzled toilet brush.

I mean…why not? I could use a bit more color in the bathroom.

But there’s gotta be something else that would be easy to get for me…

5. A penguin that brings me the newspaper every day.

What…too much hassle to train? 

Sigh…

6. Ummm…okay. I’ve found the perfect Christmas gift and it won’t cost you a single penny, Sunshine.  The only problem is it’s a bit awkward to come right out and blog about it.  So without saying anything else, how about I let the song speak for itself:

:-)   Have a great Christmas everybody!!


My New Year’s Resolutions for 2010

A New Year’s resolution is a commitment that an individual makes to a project or the reforming of a habit, often a lifestyle change that is generally interpreted as advantageous.”  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Year’s_resolution

I’ve never been a fan of New Year’s resolutions. I made some when I was younger and never kept them, so I figured what was the point to begin with?

This year is different, though. I’m at a point in my life where many things are falling into place. However, there are still a few things that I’d love to fix in order to improve my overall quality of life.  What better way to make a commitment to change than to blog about it?

So here are my resolutions for 2010:

1. LOSE WEIGHT. I know it was only a few months ago when I wrote this obnoxious post asking people to “join me” in a lifestyle change (I must’ve been drunk sounding all Jerry Maguire-esque going, “Help me help you” like an idiot). Well guess what? I didn’t do anything to keep up with that change…so it was just an empty post. And then remember my 30/30/30 plan? Jeesh…what in the heck happened to THAT?? No, I need to be held accountable and I need to do things in a healthy way that’s not going to disappear once the diet is over.

See, there is a “Biggest Loser” contest going on at work starting on January 7th. We’ve got almost 30 people on 7 or 8 teams participating and we’re all pitching in $20 with the winning team (i.e. the team with the biggest percentage of weight lost) getting their money back and the overall winner (i.e. the individual with the biggest percentage of weight lost) getting the rest.

But details aren’t really important. What’s important is that I don’t feel great about myself and I know that I can do better with just a little bit of hard work and some determination. And that’s why I’m going to document this 8-week diet on my blog. I want to be held accountable by my readers so that I don’t slip up or find a reason to slack off. My feeling is that once I’ve gone through 8 weeks, my habits will have begun to change and I can hopefully turn this diet into a lifestyle change that sticks.

That’s the hope, anyway.

So the initial weigh-in is next Thursday and then we’ll be weighing in every Wednesday after that. If I slip-up or don’t post about the results, DON’T LET ME OFF THE HOOK!! I’m gonna need people kicking my ass in order to keep this up.

At the end of the day, though…I just want to be a healthier, happier CBG at year’s end. I’m certainly happy now, but I could be MUCH happier knowing I lost 25lbs.

2. BUY CHRISTMAS GIFTS BEFORE DECEMBER. I say it every year, but I never seem to follow through.  I need to remember that I WON’T have a ton of cash in December and that if I see something during the year that could be a gift for somebody and I have money on me, I need to buy the damn thing!

3. IMPROVE MY FINANCIAL SITUATION. This one is going to be tougher than losing weight, I think. The good news is that my debt-load is under $1,000 so I should be able to get out of that hole rather quickly (mind you…I own NOTHING after the separation, so that factors into not owing anything).

Of course, travelling every two weeks to be with Sunshine does put a bit of a hole in my wallet…but I’m certain that once my internet bill and credit card are paid off and everything is caught up, the two of us can come up with a plan that allows the visits to continue on a regular basis without breaking the bank. This then leads me to…

4. OPEN A SAVINGS ACCOUNT. If this recession has taught all of us anything, it’s that we need to put a much bigger stake into our own financial future. We can’t be glib about these things and just brush ‘em off anymore. It’s really simple…I need to put a percentage of my salary away in a savings account each pay and simply NOT TOUCH IT. Pretty soon, I shouldn’t miss that money and it will (hopefully) grow into the beginnings of a nest egg. And don’t get me started on kicking myself for having not already opened accounts for both of my children. I SUCK!!

5. TAKE A TRIP WITH SUNSHINE. Something that simply isn’t a real option at the moment is going away with Sunshine. Whether it’s just an overnight stay somewhere locally or a week-long trip out of the country, without a “nest egg” or any type of savings that just won’t be happening any time soon. But in 2010, I really want it to happen.

6. MAKE AN APPOINTMENT FOR A CHECKUP. I don’t have a family physician. I have never, ever had a checkup before. Sunshine fears for my internal organs. Taking a daily multivitamin just won’t do the trick as I rapidly approach 40.

7. READ A BOOK. I know that sounds like I’m a moron for not reading, but I do all of my reading online. I read news and entertainment and sports and weather and everything under the sun on my computer. When it comes to fiction, I normally enjoy it in a visual form. But I ended up getting the novel I wanted from Sunshine’s mom, Dan Brown’s The Lost Symbol. And I gotta be honest…I cannot wait to read it (especially after visiting Washington, DC a few months ago). The last novel I read from cover to cover was The DaVinci Code, also by Brown. So yeah…it’s been a few years. I need to read this thing BEFORE the movie is made (lol).

8. CONQUER A FEAR. My two biggest fears in life are of spiders and heights. I’m not too keen on tackling that spider one quite yet, so let’s continue battling heights…shall we? I walked on a big bridge this past year and hit the CN Tower the year before, but I still get butterflies just by looking up. From everything I’ve read, the most effective way to overcome my fear is to expose myself to what I’m afraid of until I finally get over it. So I’m not sure how I’ll tackle it, but it’s something I want to continue to explore going forward.

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So there you have it. These are my resolutions for 2010. What about you? Do you have any of your own?


Mission Accomplished!

The family Christmas tree

Wow, what a holiday.

I’m zonked. Totally wiped out. Drained.

I’m at work for the day today and it actually feels like a holiday (lol). You would think I’d be better prepared to handle a 10-year-old, a 3-year-old, and an amazing girlfriend all at the same time. I mean, that’s what I want for a permanent future going forward…only with her two girls added to the mix. The thing is, over the weekend I felt as though I needed more time to prepare…that I just wasn’t ready yet.

But I’m doing my best to improve each and every day.

Lemme see, instead of boring you with the ups and downs of my Christmas weekend, I’ll instead tantalize you with some of the highlights.

Rugrat and I went to my parents’ place for Christmas. And funny enough, we actually had to wake up her and my little brother (who’s 15) at 7am because the adults were wide awake and ready to get the show on the road.

So here is one of my favorite gifts. I mean, just take a look at it. Go ahead…click on it and enlarge it…I’ll stay here…

Seriously?

Okay, you back? Good. So yeah…my mother bought me a bottle of shampoo for Christmas. No, it wasn’t a joke. Yes, she really thought I still used shampoo. Her thought process was that even though I didn’t have any hair, I still had to “rub something up there”. I attempted to explain to her that shampoo was for actual hair and that I used soap on my head to keep things clean. I don’t really think that she fully understood. She just rolled her eyes and shook her head and mumbled something about having to rub something up there. I love my mom.

Apple of My Eye

Another great gift came from, of all people, my ex-wife. She had originally told me that Ankle Biter was too young to understand what buying gifts for the parents was all about and that we didn’t have to buy each other anything. Yet when I dropped him off for the last time before Christmas, I was given a bag with a gift inside. WTF? I felt really bad, though…because I totally would have done the same thing. So the gift was an awesome mug with a picture of my son on it. How cool is that?? I just need to think about where it’s going to be displayed.

Needless to say, I want my son to remember his parents’ birthdays and holidays. My daughter? She doesn’t normally call on my birthday or get me a gift, and on the “off years” when she isn’t here for the holidays it’s the same thing.  So I never want my son to forget me OR his mom…it’s just the right thing to do, y’know?

So after we opened our gifts Christmas morning, Rugrat decided to stay behind and I took off on a 4-hour round trip to pick up Sunshine for the remainder of the weekend.  Once we got back, we opened gifts that we got for each other.

And seriously, my favorite gift came from Sunshine (of course!). How could you possibly go wrong with one of the greatest gifts known to mankind. EVER!!

Behold……..

THE SLAP CHOP!!

That’s right, my baby got me a Slap Chop!! I can’t tell you the pure bliss that beamed from me when I opened this up. This is one of those “things” that we share and I absolutely adore that she did that for me. She did that a few times with gifts, actually. My parents would kinda look on and smile, but then secretly wonder just why I was so happy with my Slap Chop or PostSecret book. She’s just awesome…and I can’t tell you how much more I loved her on Christmas Day than I did on Christmas Eve.

We left on Boxing Day morning to pick up Ankle Biter and head home for the rest of the day. Saturday night is a total blur…I can’t even begin to tell you what we did. I honestly have no memory of what took place. Luckily, I’ve got a couple of pics…

Oh yeah...Ankle Biter had a 2nd Christmas at my house!

Rugrat & Ankle Biter: 12-26-09

That's right...Rugrat, Sunshine, & Ankle Biter all curled up on the couch to watch TV

And how could I forget that Rugrat lost a tooth!?!

Oh yeah…that’s what happened on Saturday. Heh.

Sunday involved taking the whole crew to my parents’ house again for a 3rd Christmas for Ankle Biter. It wasn’t much, but a few more gifts certainly can make a child’s day…

Ankle Biter: 12-27-09

So Sunday evening consisted of us all relaxing and getting Sunshine ready to head back home. We did our best to get a picture of all of us together, but alas…it was not meant to be. The best we could do was a pic of Rugrat, Sunshine, and I…

Sunshine, Rugrat, and CBG: 12-27-09 (trust me...Rugrat's constantly making faces meant this was the best pic we could get...lol)

After dropping Sunshine off at the bus station, I asked Rugrat what she thought of her. Her response?

“I really like her. She’d make a good stepmom.”

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!

So with all of us (minus Ankle Biter but including Sunshine’s two girls) getting together for New Year’s weekend, it’s going to be another very busy and hectic time. But y’know what? I wouldn’t want it any other way.


‘Twas the week before Christmas…

…and these are the things that were going on in my world…

    Rugrat & the old man

  1. Rugrat is scheduled to spend the holidays with me. Of course, I still don’t know exactly WHEN this schedule begins or ends, but I know it’s taking place. See, Rugrat’s mom knows that this time around is her turn to send Rugrat my way (I pay for the 2nd trip and I get to see her at least twice a year). For whatever reason, Rugrat’s mom left things to the last minute…meaning that the plane tickets weren’t booked in advance even though she’s known since TWO Christmases ago that this was the plan. Anyhoo…she has run into some financial difficulties and she’s scrambling. She has promised me that Rugrat will find her way to my doorstep by Christmas morning (not to mention the alternative plans that I’ve already suggested) so it’s now just a matter of waiting. It could be this Friday or it could be next Monday or it could be any day in between or after. It sucks not knowing for sure, but it’s awesome knowing we’ll be together for the holidays so I’m trying to not stress over it too much.
  2. Sunshine‘s ex-husband is giving her a hard time. It’s not even over anything in particular…it’s just him looking for an argument and acting like a bully via email in an effort to intimidate her. He’s been so bad, in fact, that I’ve been thinking about doing an “open letter” on my blog just to get some things off my chest and out of my system. This way, I won’t have to call him a douchebag to his face if I should see him any time soon. Of course, there is always the possibility that he reads my blog…and if that’s the case, then he’ll now know that I think he’s a douchebag. If he does, in fact, read my blog then he’ll know that I think he’s a huge douchebag bully who doesn’t like the fact that the meek and weak woman that he bossed around for so many years is now a strong, independent woman very much capable of standing up for herself. I pity him, actually…I feel sorry for him. It’s really a shame that his life is so shallow and meaningless that he needs to attempt to strong-arm his ex-wife in an effort to feel better about himself and more “manly”. Ahh well…maybe I’ll just hold off for now. No need to stir the pot in case he actually reads my blog. 
  3. Douche.
  4. Bag.
  5. Ankle Biter: the life of the party -- 12-12-09

  6. Ankle Biter and I had another awesome weekend together. He and I are now bonding over music videos. Seems like he not only enjoys the music but also loves seeing the visuals that go along with it. But I gotta tell ya…hearing Lady Gaga every 15 minutes got a bit on my nerves. It was “Mega Hits” on one channel and “Countdown” on another channel and “Punch Much” on another (i.e. a text-voting program where the video with the highest votes gets played next). I enjoy Gaga as much as the next dude, but there’s got to be a time when enough is enough, y’know? Anyhoo…I think the videos may have gone to his head a bit. We went to a family Christmas party on Saturday night and he couldn’t help but be the cutest kid around…
  7. I’m only half done my Christmas shopping and 0% done my wrapping. The good news is that I know what I want to get everybody so it shouldn’t take me too long to finish (heh…that’s what she said). I should be done Sunshine’s gifts before she arrives on Friday for the weekend. I should also be done Rugrat’s gifts by then, too, just in case she flies in early. I do this every year and it’s stupid…wait until the last second. I need to make this a New Year’s resolution for 2010: buy Christmas gifts for my kids a LOT earlier than December. Heck…buy gifts for EVERYBODY a lot earlier than December. It’s just silly to wait so long.
  8. December 2009

  9. The way plans are tentatively scheduled right now, I should be with my daughter on Christmas Eve…Rugrat and Sunshine on Christmas night…Rugrat, Sunshine & Ankle Biter on Boxing Day…Rugrat, Sunshine, and her two girls on New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day. It’s gonna be busy and there won’t be a lot of alone time with Sunshine (if any), but I’m a big fan of family during the holidays and I anticipate a LOT of fun for all of us. It’s just going to be awesome to have time to spend with everybody at different points. And really, this will be an awesome opportunity for Sunshine and I to see how crazy (but fun!!) our family life will be when we’re finally together.
  10. Oh…and I had to show off Ankle Biter’s latest Christmas pic.  It’s just too cute…

Ankle Biter's Christmas puppet show! 12-13-09


My Secret Santa follow-up (no charges pending)

I just wanted to update everybody on how my Secret Santa week has been going thus far. If you’ll recall, last weekend I asked for some ideas on what to give my co-worker Tammy and gave a couple of my own suggestions…which then turned into a debate about whether or not I’d be charged with sexual harassment.

Well…as of today…no charges have been filed. Heh.

Here is how the week has broken down thus far:

Monday
I signed-up at a website called 123Greetings.com and prepared a week’s worth of Christmas e-cards. The great thing about the site is that I was able to schedule a card to be sent out every day, providing me a bit of cover should she get suspicious.

She loved the cards and it became a daily highlight for her. In addition, I had found a couple of older dvd’s that I didn’t want anymore so I decided to give one to her…

Lost in Space ended up being a “funnier-than-expected” gift as she immediately said that she feels lost in space all the time.

Tuesday
I wanted to throw her off of my trail by giving her something that would be kinda….umm….”lame“. So I bought some marshmallows and a stuffed snowman at the dollar store and ended up doing this…

The card reads as follows:

“Santa looked at his list
He even checked it twice
And what he found was that
You have not been very nice…

…so since coal is so expensive
This is the official scoop
Santa decided to fill your stocking
With some snowman’s poop!”

She didn’t love the gift, but she still laughed and still received another couple of e-cards to brighten her day.  And as expected, it threw her off my trail a bit.

Wednesday
I had gone through my stuff at home and found a commemorative plate that my parents gave me years ago that just collecting dust in my closet. It was a plate with two panda bears sliding down a snowy hill…which really just isn’t my bag. But she seemed to like it a lot, though…

Ummmm yeah…I just couldn’t bring myself to put it up in my home. Sorry mom and dad…it’s a re-gift.

Oh…and then I thought I’d spice things up a bit (which is sure to make some people cringe, I suppose).  But I asked two of the women who sit next to me about giving the gift, and they both said to do it (considering the person receiving it). So I gave her this…

It’s borderline, I know.  But she laughed her butt off and even spent the rest of the week wanting a toy to go with the batteries.

Seriously.

Thursday
In addition to yet another e-card, I had remembered a conversation that originated on Monday when Tammy got her Lost in Space movie.  Y’see, I had gotten the movie from Pizza Hut during a promotion a few years ago.  In fact, the dvd itself even has the Pizza Hut logo stamped onto it.

So when discussing the logo on the dvd and what it meant (I was totally trying to deflect away from myself), another co-worker said that she remembered that particular promotion and that another movie included with it was Weekend at Bernie’s.  Tammy said that she LOVED that movie.  I immediately grinned to myself because guess who also had that movie at  home from that exact same Pizza Hut promotion?? 

Heh.

So I wrapped it up and wrote, “A little birdie told me you’d like this” on the outside of the gift.  I thought for sure that  she’d narrow it down to me immediately.  But Tammy…being Tammy…opened it and said that she absolutely loved the movie but didn’t mention once the conversation that we all had on Monday.  Luckily for me, Tammy is sweet but not the sharpest knife in the drawer.  On top of all that, she actually said that she had hoped it was going to be a toy to go along with her batteries.

Seriously.

Friday
I gave her two gifts on this day. Each of them were in large gift bags with a TON of shredded paper inside of them…just to make sure she couldn’t guess what she had.

The first bag contained a pair of plastic binoculars found at the dollar store…with a message saying that they could be used for her final gift.  And just what was the final gift?

Yeah…a Chippendale calendar.  Just ask Sunshine how awesome it was to buy this at the store and how embarassing it was for me.  Sheesh.

And while she stated repeatedly that she wanted a REAL man under her Christmas tree, she was extremely happy with the calendar (what does saying “num num” while licking your lips mean?) and she really let me know how much fun she had this past week.

And with all of the “politically correct holiday wishes” theme going around these days, it was nice to celebrate Christmas as a team having fun without anybody feeling left out or offended. And while I can appreciate the concern of those who thought I may have been close to crossing some lines and getting a quick little trip to the HR department, I knew my co-workers and knew my boundaries. I certainly don’t think I went too far on anything and Tammy doesn’t, either…which, I suppose, is really all that matters at the end of the day.

So now I’m gearing-up for my weekend with the Ankle Biter. If I get a chance, maybe I’ll post about the gifts that I got this week at some point.

Until then, have a great weekend everybody!!


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