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Carnival Depression Syndrome

It’s been just over a year since Sunshine and I made our way down to the Caribbean on our first cruise together. It wasn’t just an amazing time.  It wasn’t just an incredible time. It was flat-out one of the most incredible experiences we’ve ever had, both individually and as a couple.

Sunshine had never been out of the country before and I hadn’t been on a “real” vacation with a significant other since…well…ever. The trips I took with my ex-wife were either to Ontario or somewhere that was equally depressing (mind you, we did go to Florida once but we argued the entire time and slept in separate beds…NOT fun).

To say that the two of us have been desperate to go back would be a tremendous understatement. I believe what we have is similar to Pandora Depression Syndrome.

Wait…what??

Yeah, that’s right. It’s a “medical condition” that appeared about a year or so ago when people who had seen Avatar subsequently fell into a deep depression at their inability to access a world in reality as beautiful, entrancing and spiritual as Pandora, the mythical planet depicted in the film (it was also one of the explanations for people watching an average movie with incredible special effects repeatedly in theatres). So while not a completely similar situation, needless to say we’ve been hankering to go back to some absolutely AMAZING locations.

We’ve got Carnival Depression Syndrome.

While not technically diagnosed by anybody, this is what I believe we’ve got. I mean, it’s the only rational explanation. Well…not really rational, but it’s an explanation nonetheless.

We think we MIGHT be able to pull it off this year. And if we do, we definitely want to do another Carnival cruise.  Here’s a recap of what we did last year that made it so bloody memorable for us…

Fountain of Sunshine

This was taken in Miami, Florida on the morning we left on the Carnival Glory. How beautiful is Sunshine in this pic? How lucky am I???

Miami from the deck of the Carnival Glory

This is the view of Miami from the deck of the Carnival Glory as we were leaving for the Caribbean. To live here would be a dream.

Ship on a stick!!

Listen...I've got THREE of these bad-boys and Sunshine has two. I mean, we cleaned up!! Y'see, Carnival gives out a "ship on a stick" for contests and things like that. It's just a fun, cheap souvenir for people to take home.

Nassau, Bahamas

While taking a taxi tour around Nassau, Bahamas...our driver simply pulled over next to a residential neighbourhood so we could take a photo. Can you imagine living in this part of the world?

Locked up in the Bahamas!

Locked up in the Bahamas! I mean, what other time in your life can imagine getting inside a 200 year old jail cell in the heart of the Bahamas just for a photo op?

Towel animals every night

We got a towel animal every single night when we returned to our cabin. Unless your significant other is going to learn this special skill, you're not going to find it anywhere else.

St. Thomas in the U.S. Virgin Islands

Imagine sitting on the Lido deck of a beautiful cruise ship on a gorgeous sunny day. You're casually relaxing with a book next to the window and you look out at the harbour next to you. THIS is what you're looking at.

Paradise? Yes...I'd say so!

Paradise? Yes...I'd say so! A picture from the top of Paradise Point via the St. Thomas Skyride in the U.S.Virgin Islands.

The view from Paradise Point

This is the view from the top of Paradise Point in the U.S. Virgin Islands. That is our cruise ship, the Carnival Glory. How beautiful is this?

Sunrise over San Juan, Puerto Rico

We were up early to get some exercise on the ship's walking track as we entered San Juan, Puerto Rico. Someone was kind enough to offer to take our picture as we sailed in. I can't tell you how much I appreciate this picture with the sunrise behind us over Old San Juan. It's not something you'd get a picture of every day. Y'know...unless you LIVED in San Juan.

Sunshine dipping her toes in to the ocean by San Juan, Puerto Rico

This is one of my favorite pictures from the trip. It's Sunshine dipping her toes in to the ocean by San Juan, Puerto Rico. We were on a bus tour and only stopped at this beach for a few minutes, but the photo ops were incredible.

Rolling down a hill in Puerto Rico

Here it was St. Patrick's Day (hence the green shirts) and we were at Castillo San Felipe del Morro in Old San Juan. When you see a big grassy hill and you're not really doing anything else and Sunshine "dares" you to roll down the hill with her, what are you supposed to do? LIVE FOR THE MOMENT!!

Cobblestone streets in San Juan, Puerto Rico

It's not every day that you get to walk up and down cobblestone streets. San Juan was absolutely incredible to experience.

A private beach in Grand Turk

Where else can you arrive on a cruise ship to a gorgeous, deserted beach only to find that it's 100% reserved for YOU ONLY?? Carnival owns a section of Grand Turk in the Turks & Caicos islands. We arrived to see hundreds of empty beach chairs and towels. I'm not much of a beach person, but DANG this was cool.

My view in Grand Turk

I'm not much of a beach person and my skin makes me not much of a sun person, either...so this was my view on the beach. Y'know, lounging in a chair looking at the crystal clear blue waters and surrounded by palm trees isn't the worst thing in the world to experience. At all.

LIving the dream in Grand Turk

This is probably my favorite shot from the entire cruise. Gorgeous day, beautiful beach, amazing waters, palm trees off to the side, the Carnival Glory right behind us, and two smiles that have been frozen in time.

Elton John for a night

It's not every day one gets to not only sing an Elton John song in a karaoke performance, but to actually dress up like him and perform in front of a couple hundred people!

Sunshine & Elton

After performing with other "famous artists" in a big production number, we were out in the lobby area taking photos with cruise ship guests. I think Sunshine became even MORE impressed with me knowing random strangers wanted to get their pictures taken with me! A star is born!!

Our feelings on the cruise ending

As we entered Miami at the end of our cruise, this was how we felt. And to be honest, it's been the same feeling ever since. WE NEED TO GO BACK!!!


Confessions from a Cubicle

Confessions from a CubicleSometimes I drift off at work a bit. It’s not like I actually fall asleep or anything…I just let my mind wander. But sometimes on a break or during lunch I’ll hear or read something online that sticks with me.

What I usually do is just jot something down and then finish these thoughts once I’m home. Yesterday I was in not one boring meeting but TWO…hence I had some time to throw some random thoughts on paper.

And for whatever reason, people seem to enjoy my random take on the world…

1. Last weekend was extremely busy. With two nights spent with both Sunshine & the girls plus a movie out as a family plus friends coming over on Saturday night plus a birthday party on Sunday afternoon…my time spent with Sunshine seemed a bit rushed at times. I certainly don’t want to sound like I’m complaining, though…I love her girls and our friends are awesome people to hang out and talk to. I’m just looking forward to a slightly quieter weekend with Sunshine next weekend. Maybe a coffee date with a friend and maybe a hike or two…but other than that, just relaxing with my gal. I think we’ve earned it.

2. I’m developing a strange crush on Kate Gosselin. I know I know…she’s insane and a fame-monger and a total bitch (if you believe the tabloids), but her most recent make-over has finally won me over. I haven’t even watched her on DWTS but from what I’ve read she was absolutely terrible…and that’s okay with me. I don’t know if she’s deserving of being entered into my “Top 5″ list or anything, but I certainly have a crush on the woman. Maybe that’d go away if she opened her mouth, I dunno. So yeah…Kate, just stand there and shut-up. That’ll TOTALLY do it for me.

3. I’m an addict. It’s just a part of my personality. I was addicted to smoking…I’m addicted to cola…I’m addicted to food. I kicked the first habit but I’m having an extremely difficult time kicking the other two. After losing 12 pounds on my last “Biggest Loser” kick, I’ve since gained 7 pounds back (!!) and am really unhappy with my lack of motivation. So I’m starting up another “Biggest Loser” contest at work that begins on May 5th, and this time around I’m planning on going hardcore (for me, anyway). I mean, I did the whole “lifestyle change” thing and it worked a bit…but just never took. I’m hoping to get into good eating & exercise habits to the point that they become routine and not just easily dismissed after having a good week. I know Sunshine isn’t too keen on me trying an actual “diet” (at all…she feels it sucks and I shouldn’t be upset with losing 1-2 lbs per week), but I just feel it’s something I need to try. I feel as though I owe it to myself because I’ve never really REALLY tried to lose weight before (other than the weeks leading up to my wedding, but that whole episode of my life has been deleted from my memory). So I’ll be keeping track again on my blog because I really feel like I need the motivation of telling the world where I’m at…and that can be quite motivational. We’ll see what happens. Hell…I might even change my mind after a week. Who knows?

4. I want to own Avatar on DVD, but yet I *don’t* want to own Avatar on DVD. The mass appeal of this movie were the 3D effects, which were spectacular. The entire movie came to life on the big screen…it was an incredible visual experience even though the movie itself was just okay. So for as much as I enjoyed it sitting in an IMAX theatre, I’m wondering if it’s worth spending $25 just to watch on my 25″ television at home. Hmmm…

5. Ankle Biter’s potty training is going extremely well. Maybe it’s because the ex and I waited until he was a bit older (he’s 3 1/2 now), but the number of accidents have been a LOT less than I had initially anticipated. He’s going on Week #4 and is doing great. Other than an extremely unfortunate incident from two weekends ago (**shudder**), he’s been nothing but perfect with me so I’m really hoping for a great experience this weekend. I’m planning on going to a playground or two and taking him outside on his bicycle (weather permitting, obviously) and driving to see his grandparents, so my hope is that we go the weekend “accident free”. I guess only time will tell…but my fingers are crossed!

6. I might be getting an offer on my house today! I’ve only shown the house three times in three months, but the third time was a second viewing for a couple and my realtor is expecting good news. Of course, my father and I aren’t getting too excited as it might be a low-ball offer…but at least there’s a tiny bit of interest.

7. How paycheck-to-paycheck am I living? Well…$600 would clear me of immediate bill-collector debt and I can’t seem to find a way to get that taken care of. How sad is that?? I mean, I’m in a pretty good position overall…I only owe $300 on my credit card and other than my house and my car and my monthly bills, I’m only $600 in the hole. You’d think that’s an AWESOME position to be in, considering where the economy is right now. But I’m broke ALL the time and I’m always scraping by. At this stage, I’m totally willing to even sell advertising space on my blog (seriously…email me if you’re interested). Hell…if I thought I could make money selling sperm or by donating blood, I’d do it. It just sucks to be SOOOOO close to being debt-free, y’know? Bah.


Confessions from a Cubicle

Confessions from a CubicleSometimes I drift off at work a bit. It’s not like I actually fall asleep or anything…I just let my mind wander. But sometimes on a break or during lunch I’ll hear or read something online that sticks with me.

It’s been awhile since I’ve had enough downtime during the day at work to actually write down some random comments, but today is the day.

Why today? Danged if I know. But what I usually do is just jot something down and then finish these thoughts once I’m home. And for whatever reason, people seem to enjoy my random take on the world…

  • The Rugrat is scheduled to come visit me over Christmas.
    Rugrat...growing up too fast

    Rugrat...growing up too fast?

    I haven’t seen her since March and I’m already stoked. I miss her tremendously.  I asked her what she wanted for Christmas and she mentioned some Nintendo DS game…and of course, her mom emailed me and told me that she wants to cut back on the DS games because she’s always telling her to “get off of that thing” (#thatswhatshesaid…heh).  But still, to spend the holidays with my daughter never fails to bring a huge smile to my face.  What’s more is that Sunshine will hopefully be able to visit me on Christmas Day, too…maybe even joining my family for a holiday supper. While still another month and a half away, I’m really excited for the holidays this year. It just seems that so much in my life is coming together (finally). I can’t really complain. Well I could, but I’m still waiting on that lottery win.

  • John Allen Muhammad died at 9:11pm EST on Tuesday night.

    John Allen Muhammad

    John Allen Muhammad

    I remember watching CNN during the time he and his accomplice, Lee Boyd Malvo, were terrorizing the greater Washington, DC area. I can only imagine what it must have felt like to try to get through your day…driving to work, getting groceries, picking up the kids, filling up the gas tank…and to be in constant fear of being shot and killed by a hidden sniper with no apparent agenda. He killed 10 people and wounded 3 more, all the while taunting police with written messages and phone calls. I’m not much of a political guy, but I firmly believe that this guy deserved the death penalty.

  • I have a couple of new obsessions when it comes to TV land. Three of them, in fact…
  • Glee castGlee - This show makes me smile each and every time I see it. Not only is it a comedy, but the music is primarily geared towards people in my age bracket (c’mon…Journey, Billy Idol, Neil Diamond, Bon Jovi, Sisqo, Young MC…it’s not just for kids, people). The music really is incredible and I have found myself downloading singles from iTunes and enjoying them more than I probably should. Most of the actors come from Broadway and there isn’t an untalented cast member among them. It’s like a combination of Fame meets Beverly Hills 90210 meets Arrested Development. I just love this show.
  • MantrackerMantracker - This, no doubt, is a “manly” program. One guy on a horse, along with a local guide, chases after two people running for their lives. Okay…they’re not really running for their lives, but this show is in its fourth season and I’m just hopping on the bandwagon now. I love this guy, the people they choose for him to chase, and the locations they choose to set things up. From British Colombia to Newfoundland to California to Hawaii (the website is asking for applicants on the island now), this is becoming an international phenomenon…even if it’s only seen in Canada (is it seen in the U.S. yet?). Most people, Sunshine included, roll their eyes when I bring up this show and attempt to describe it to them. I was the same way at first, but after two or three episodes I was hooked.
  • Destination TruthDestination Truth- Unfamiliar with this show? Basically, it’s a group of researchers who go around the world attempting to find proof of unusual stories and/or phenomena. Examples include attempting to find scientific evidence of a yeti, the Bermuda Triangle, and even the curse of King Tut’s tomb. They take cameras and microphones and other scientific devices and attempt to do what Grant and Jason have done for ghosts…prove or disprove them based upon evidence, not hype. What I really love about this show is the host, Josh Gates. He’s got a likable quality to him and he can crack a sarcastic joke in just about any situation…whether he’s getting held-up at an airport in Turkey or lost in the middle of the Amazon jungle at night, he never fails to entertain. 
  • Wait…Fergie is a lesbian??  

    Fergie

    She loves the lovely lady lumps

    This is honestly the first I’ve heard of it! Not that it’s a big deal either way, but I just find it oddly fascinating and a bit exciting. She recently did an interview where she not only proclaimed her bisexuality (“I’ve had a lot of fun with women, and I’m not ashamed of it.”) but also explained how she had to go to therapy to truly understand that she’d still be cheating on her husband if she was with another woman. Oh…really? Is that a fact?? Ya don’t say?? I have NEVER understood the whole “I’m a bisexual woman so I can be with another woman and not cheat on my man” thing. If he doesn’t agree to it, it’s cheating. Period. Do you really need therapy to come to that conclusion??? Now having said that…I’d like to stress that as long as the husband has no issues with it and approves, then it’s not cheating in my eyes. So…y’know…if Sunshine ever got any ideas, I’d certainly be open to the possibilities. But that’s all I’m sayin’…lol.

  • Being a huge fan, I am relieved to find out that Aerosmith aren’t breaking up afterall. The “unofficial official” reply from Steven Tyler? “There’s absolutely no validity to rumor that Aerosmith is breaking up, muthaf*cka!” Heh…you stay classy, Steven Tyler.
  • OMFG I can’t wait to see Avatar. Wow.
  • On a day like yesterday (i.e. Remembrance Day in Canada and Veteran’s Day in the U.S.), it was nice to read a wholesome story about a reservist and his near-brush with being robbed. Yes, kids…the unnamed 21-year-old reservist was being robbed by four thugs early Tuesday morning on his way home from work. He was told to lie down in an alley and a guy was placed on the back of his neck. But in “After School Special” fashion, the leader of the 4-man gang saw the reservists’ Army ID he ordered the gang to not only return his personal items, but also walked up to the guy and gave him a “fist-bump”. Yes, Virginia…there is a Santa Claus, afterall.
  • I’m in a football pool with a group of guys at work.

    My fantasy football excuses

    My fantasy football excuses

    The guy in first place doesn’t follow football and has only been in hockey pools up until this year. He picks players based on a whim and really doesn’t have any clue what he’s doing. I am frustrated to no end. I pour over stats and toggle back and forth on my picks every single week and I’m stuck at an unimpressive 3-6 while he sits pretty at 8-1. BAH!! Thank goodness I can still make the playoffs.

  • ThisIsItSaw that Michael Jackson movie with Sunshine last weekend.  Y’know, the guy might have been scrawny but he was FAR from sickly.  I was impressed beyond belief.  The man could sing and dance circles around 99% of the “artists” out there today.  Yeah…he still had it.  What a horrendous shame that he had to die so young.  I’m really hoping that the doctor(s) who attributed to his death are brought up on charges of some kind, because this whole situation just isn’t right.  I don’t care who you are or how much money you have, you shouldn’t be having doctors throwing around perscriptions like they’re candy.  That’s just insane to me.  If they can’t get a homicide charge to stick, surely they can get some drug charges to stick and remove this guy’s license.  Those thoughts aside, if you’re a remote fan of MJ then you’ll probably really enjoy this movie.

Ahhh…these are just some of the things that popped into my head at work yesterday.


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