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10 Signs I’m Getting Old

I’m turning 40 in September (**shudders**) and I’ve recently noticed a number of small things that have only helped to remind me that I’m getting older. 

Sure…age is just a number, but 40 is a pretty big number.

1. There are grey hairs on my chest. Sunshine has noticed the occasional grey hair on my chest from time to time and I didn’t think much of it. I also have grey in my goatee and didn’t really care about that too much, either. But I happened to get out of the shower the other day and saw three on my chest. THREE. And I could see them!! Eesh.

2. My overall musical tastes are mellowing. For pretty much my entire life, I’ve been a hard rock kind of guy. Sure, I love dance and hip hop, too (a product of my DJ’ing years), but I grew up on KISS and AC/DC. Well…my new favorite band is Walk Off The Earth, who are about as mellow as you can get. And Billy Joel is on a constant rotation on my iPod playlist, not to mention Phil Collins. It’s crazy. I still love my Quiet Riot and Kid Rock and Daft Punk, but I’m finding myself listening to more and more “mellow music” and it’s kinda weirding me out a bit.

3. I want to shop at Pete’s Frootique. This is an independent grocery store chain in the Maritimes that has a very unique set-up. I don’t even care if I buy anything…I just want to walk around the place and take it all in because I think it’s “cool”. Wow…I used to say that about strip clubs.

4. I ache…a lot. Mowing my lawn has always been a pain in the ass, but I’ve found that lately the days following that task I’m sore. It’s just not my arms, it’s my legs and hands and shoulders. Seriously…it’s not like mowing is a horrendously difficult workout, either. I don’t want to have to start taking back pills or something. 

5. I’m starting to take back pills. There has been more than one morning over the past few months where I’ve woken to pain in my lower back. I take a back pill and all is well again. I feel like I woke up on “the morning after” but I haven’t been anywhere or have done anything. It’s like my body is making fun of me.

6. I listen to talk radio. ‘Nuff said.

7. Staying in on a Saturday night actually sounds nice. Oh do I remember the “good ol’ days” of going out on a Thursday, Friday, AND Saturday night to party with the boys. Wow…does that ever seem like a million years ago. I’m certainly not opposed to going on out a Saturday with my amazing fiance, but I’m just as happy to stay inside and watch a movie on the couch with her.

8. The 21-year-old co-worker is young enough to be my son. When in the hell did THIS happen?? Somebody who is old enough to drink all over North America is young enough (technically) to be my own kid. Holy crap…when did this happen?

9. I say “dude” way too much. My own dad says “dude”. It’s depressing.

10. I actually enjoy “Fire and Rain” by James Taylor. I can’t believe it…I really like this song. And if this isn’t the ultimate sign of getting old, I don’t know what is.


My daughter’s now a teenager

My daughter celebrated her 13th birthday this week.  She’s now officially a teenager.

Ugh.

I knew this day would come eventually. To me, this is almost as big a deal as it’s going to be when I turn 40 later this year.

UGH.

I guess it’s just one more sign that I’m getting old…and that, quite frankly, sucks.  I’m not ready to turn 40 yet. I’m not ready to mature yet. I’m not ready to worry about the clothes my daughter will wear out in public because they show off too much skin.  I’m not ready to tell her that she can’t litter her body with tattoos until she’s 18 and it’s out of my control.

On the other hand, I’m really looking forward to watching my little girl mature. Teenage years seem to rush on by so fast…she’ll be off to university before you know it.

On the other hand, I still want my little girl to remain a little girl.

Sigh.

So happy birthday, Rugrat. Even though we’re not as close as we’d like to be and we don’t talk as often as we’d like, we both know that we love each other…and when looking at life’s simple pleasures, that’s one of the greatest gifts that we share.


Do You Act Your Age?

Ever since I was a teenager…

No, check that.

Ever since I can remember, I’ve always been told to “act my age”. I know that as my son grows older that I’ll be saying those very words to him (and, thus, my dad will somehow channel through me).

I’m turning 40 this year and I can say without a doubt that I do NOT act my age. I never have and I don’t think I ever will.  That’s not to say that I’m not mature.  I don’t bring a whoopie cushion to work or pull non-stop pranks on friends and family.  But I am at a stage where my daughter is thoroughly embarrased to be seen with me in public, ESPECIALLY if I’m with Sunshine.

In fact, one of the glorious things that makes our relationship so amazing is that we’re both so much alike in our zaniness. 

EXAMPLE: We’ll be standing in line at the grocery store when we’ll start “jaw-jacking” back and forth. She’ll tell the cashier that she doesn’t know who I am and that I’ve been following her around the entire store.  I’ll respond with “Worst first date ever”.

All we’re trying to do is elicit a reaction from the cashier and those within earshot.  And sometimes we’ll have a conversation like that without anybody even paying attention to us.

Maybe that makes us attention whores (well…we do blog, after all), but it totally makes us immature.

OR DOES IT??  Does having fun immediately mean that you’re immature?

If we joke around that one of the dancers at the strip club we visited on Friday looks like a post-op trannie, does that make us immature?

If we hear a song while walking through the mall that we like and we both spontaneously break into spasmic dancing like we’re Elaine from Seinfeld, does that make us immature?

If we sit back and watch new episodes of Beavis & Butthead and laugh hysterically (“Hey…is this Real Housewives of Detroit?”), does that make us immature?

If we use “That’s What She Said” on a daily basis as if it were just a normal part of life, does that make us immature?

Well…if it does, then I NEVER want to grow up.

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What say you? Do you act your age?


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