TMI Thursday

I’ve never done one of these before, so there’s really no time like the present…

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Phone calls or text messages?

I prefer emails, actually. I really dislike talking on the phone and my chubby fingers aren’t that good with the buttons on my Blackberry, so email is where I’m most comfortable.

Being spanked or getting spanked?

I prefer to do the spanking…although it’s never really been discussed whether I should do it more or less.  Hmmm…

Go blind or become deaf ?

I don’t know I could live without music in my life, so I would have to go with blind.

What is the most riskiest place you have had sex? And were you caught?

In the front seat of my car while parked in front of a local nightclub on a Friday night. It was the wintertime, so the car fogged up extremely quickly…but it was still insane that we didn’t go anywhere else. And no, we didn’t get caught.

Food play! Would you or would you not?

I’d rather eat food than play with it.

You’ve been bitten by a zombie and you have 24 hours before you become one as well; what do you do?

Find Sunshine and bite her, too. Damned if I’m going through that alone!! Thankfully that won’t happen, though…I’ve got a plan.

Have you ever tried to lick your elbow?

Ummm…no.

Seriously…Google this. People try it all the time.  Weird…

Overnight you have a beauty sleep and inexplicably awaken at dawn having now turned into the most beautiful person on the planet. What would you do differently for the next 24 hours?

Take a shit-ton of pictures!!  I mean, if I’m THAT good looking I want to remember it in case it goes away!

What was the most recent thing you’ve done to break the law?

I was speeding yesterday afternoon after work.

What kind of a drunk are you?

Annoying.

I’m a big enough goof when I’m sober…I’m an annoying goof when I’m drunk (which is why I don’t get drunk anymore).

Who would you call for bail money?

My dad.

What is your most hated chore on your household chore list?

Cleaning!!  I wish I could change, though…I need to be cleaner.

Ever used a sex toy for something totally non sexual?

As a matter of fact…

If you could be given ANY gift what would it be?

A million dollars. Or perhaps a winning lottery ticket for a million dollars. Either one works for me.

What would you call yourself if you could choose your own name?

Juventud.

Do you get a full 8 hours of sleep a night? Why or why not?

No…I usually have 6 hours. I find 8 hours to be too much and I can function with 6 fairly well.

What is your favorite comfort food?

Pizza.  Mmmmmm…

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