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Ugh.
After being depressed most of this past week, I need something to make me smile. I mean, I’ve got the Ankle Biter all weekend and I want to prepare for his arrival with smiles and a spring in my step. In fact, I was all set to do a whole “Twitter Tale” thingy last night when the news came in about Michael Jackson’s passing.
Wow.
I grew up on this man’s music, both before and after…ummm…his change. ANYWAY…I figured that because I wanted a FUN Friday that I would rather celebrate his life instead of posting an RIP retrospective or something like that. So here goes…a Grammy performance (one of my all-time favorites) that seems too good to be live until the end, when you can tell it’s been him all along. Rest in peace, Michael…you brought a lot of enjoyment to a lot of people:
Of course, something else depressing happened yesterday and that was the passing of one of the most beautiful women of all time, Farrah Fawcett. Again, I’d rather celebrate her life than mourn her death. So in doing so, I need to admit that I absolutely had a young-boy crush on her. I mean, how could any boy NOT have a crush after seeing “The Poster“???
What else was out there that could make me happy? Well, there was always the news that I could get a $1,000 loan in Latvia in exchange for my immortal soul. I mean, that’s not too bad of a deal, eh?
OH…I put my name in to win a trip for two to take part in a live investigation with both Jason & Grant of Ghost Hunters. I mean, that’s a pretty cool frickin’ prize, if you ask me.
Hmmm…what else could make me happy today? Oh I know. How about a picture of singer Katy Perry sitting in a bathtub with her private girly parts hidden only with a pizza?
Sounds good to me!!
I know what else could bring a smile to my face. How about a Burger King ad where they implicitly insinuate that this new burger of theirs is the equivalent of getting a blowjob?
Heh…don’t believe me? THIS brought a smile to my face…
But I’m not done. I’m still slightly depressed. I need a joke. I need a joke from a late night talk show. Preferably from someone’s monologue.
How about Jimmy Fallon?
That’s good, I gotta admit. But I need something a bit more than a picture. How ’bout some video some nobody wannabe supermodel giving NFL star Terrell Owens an absolute NSFW tongue-thrashing?
Heh…that made me laugh when I wasn’t cringing. Props to T.O. for just sitting back and taking it.
Okay…I’m smiling now. I need a bit more, though.
I need a picture of a drug dealer who stopped part-way through his hair appointment to set-up a drug deal but got arrested….yeah, I need that dude’s mug shot to cheer me up:
Mwahahahahaha….
I’m almost there (that’s what SHE said).
Where my son is turning 3 in September and is already a huge Star Wars fan, how about a movie review from a fellow 3-year-old?
Okay…to finish up here let’s post a pic of me yesterday posing brilliantly with the (not-yet-lit) Olympic torch, gearing-up to celebrate the 2010 winter Olympics that are taking place in Vancouver:
Okay…NOW I’m feeling better. Hope everybody has a FUN FRIDAY!!




















June 26th, 2009 at 8:04 am
ooooo really hope you win the Ghost Hunters trip. I thought about entering but decided not to…my luck, I would win and then chicken out on going
. But maybe I will win the DMB Cruise!
June 26th, 2009 at 9:53 am
That is awesome stuff. I love the Fritos prostitute joke. That made me LOL.
And that little girl talking about Star Wars? I’ve seen that before and Oh.My.God. How freakin’ cute.
Enjoy your weekend Todd.
Thanks for your friendship too.
XO
June 26th, 2009 at 11:02 am
CBG, you are one crazy dude! Certainly always worth the visit to see what you have cooking. Have fun with the little man!
June 26th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Where do you find this stuff!? It was all great. BK BJ’s — who knew? And with a side of fritos for a prostitute.
Thanks for the laugh this morning. Happy weekend Todd.
June 26th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! Toooooo funny! My boss and I ALWAYS say “That’s what she said” after everything we say…. Mmmmmm…. Katy Perry – I’m hungry for pizza!!!! And I’m not even gay!
June 26th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
“…don’t talk back to Darth Vader, ‘cuz he’ll getcha….”
June 27th, 2009 at 11:25 am
you have such a nice blog thanks for sharing good job
June 29th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
I MUST have that sandwich as well! Wow.